ALBUN What happened there? We don't discuss that one.
1 April 2018
My horoscope is intriguing. It say I'll meet someone strange today. You are definitely strange. We're out of carrot cake.
2 April 2018
Look at this. A thank you note from the guy who owns the Pizza Parlor. Sent from his villa in the south of France! The villa that Garfield built.
3 April 2018
Hreard the news? What news? According to science, dogs are smarter than cats! Says the guy who drinks from the toilet.
4 April 2018
Cats are fast. Faster than the eye can see.
5 April 2018
Do I look cool, Liz? I'm over here. Who said that? The person who doesn't think ypu look cool.
6 April 2018
This has been a long day. I've been awake for minutes... And it seems like hours!
7 April 2018
POUND! POUND! POUND! POUND! I told you not to eat that so fast! But it's so GOOD!
8 April 2018
Salad's ready! Garfield? SALAD'S READY! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with that information.
9 April 2018
Pooky, I understand that Jon put you in the washing machne again. What was that like? He doesn't like to talk about it.
10 April 2018
Purr Are you thinking about me? Not at all. No? I was thinking about sausage craps in a dumpster behind a butcher shop. Purr!
11 April 2018
I hope you liked your dinner. Not bad. BURP BURP I give it two burps.
12 April 2018
Do you like my new shoes? Ummmm... Lie and say yes. Well... Lie and sy yes. They're kinda... You're supposed to lie and say yes. Play by the rules, dummy!
13 April 2018
We should clean the house. SMACK! Why did you do that?! Just changing the channel.
14 April 2018
Sigh... Jon, aren't those coals ready yet? Not yet. I don't know why they won't light. The bag says they're "self-starting". I know where he hides the donuts.
15 April 2018
I sneezed today. Wow. How DO you find the time?!
16 April 2018
I'm under a lot of pressure. BUURRRRRP... Now, not so much.
17 April 2018
Let's scurry around on the floor. Nah...cats don't scurry. Cats stroll.
18 April 2018
Guys do not like sharing their feelings. No, we do not. Sharing my feelings makes meanxious... Caaaareful.
19 April 2018
What a cutie-pie! Hey! Do you like him better than you like me? Right this second?
20 April 2018
urp sniff sniff SCHWAK I really gotta lay off the garlic bread.
21 April 2018
22 April 2018
Time out! Ahhhhh... Isn't that pleasant?
23 April 2018
ROCK AND ROLL!!! I always wanted to yell that. It's over, right?
24 April 2018
Cats are better than dogs. And less moist.
25 April 2018
WILD BEAR! YAAAAAH!!! He gets a kick out of that.
26 April 2018
Liz! Jon! Liz! Come on, you owe me one. Jonnnnn...
27 April 2018
I heard a sad story today. Was it about a cat who wanted to have his ears scratched? Was it about a hungry cat? It had nothing to do with you. That IS sad.
28 April 2018
Wow This really takes me back. I haven't watched this movie since I was a kid. I wonder why... YAAAHH! Now I remember. The flying monkeys are gone now, Jon.
29 April 2018
You and I are a team, Garfield. And *I* am the coach. Good. Then YOU can be fired.
30 April 2018