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Garfield

- - - - - - ALBUN What happened there? We don't discuss that one.

1 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

My horoscope is intriguing. - It say I'll meet someone strange today. - You are definitely strange. We're out of carrot cake.

2 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Look at this. - A thank you note from the guy who owns the Pizza Parlor. - Sent from his villa in the south of France! The villa that Garfield built.

3 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Hreard the news? What news? - According to science, dogs are smarter than cats! - Says the guy who drinks from the toilet.

4 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Cats are fast. - - Faster than the eye can see.

5 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Do I look cool, Liz? - I'm over here. - Who said that? The person who doesn't think ypu look cool.

6 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

This has been a long day. - I've been awake for minutes... - And it seems like hours!

7 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

- - - - - POUND! POUND! POUND! POUND! - I told you not to eat that so fast! But it's so GOOD!

8 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Salad's ready! - Garfield? - SALAD'S READY! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with that information.

9 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Pooky, I understand that Jon put you in the washing machne again. What was that like? - - He doesn't like to talk about it.

10 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Purr Are you thinking about me? - Not at all. No? - I was thinking about sausage craps in a dumpster behind a butcher shop. Purr!

11 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

I hope you liked your dinner. Not bad. - BURP BURP - I give it two burps.

12 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Do you like my new shoes? Ummmm... Lie and say yes. - Well... Lie and sy yes. - They're kinda... You're supposed to lie and say yes. Play by the rules, dummy!

13 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

We should clean the house. - SMACK! - Why did you do that?! Just changing the channel.

14 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

- - Sigh... - Jon, aren't those coals ready yet? - Not yet. - I don't know why they won't light. - The bag says they're "self-starting". I know where he hides the donuts.

15 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

- I sneezed today. Wow. - How DO you find the time?!

16 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm under a lot of pressure. - BUURRRRRP... - Now, not so much.

17 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Let's scurry around on the floor. - Nah...cats don't scurry. - Cats stroll.

18 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Guys do not like sharing their feelings. No, we do not. - - Sharing my feelings makes meanxious... Caaaareful.

19 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

What a cutie-pie! - Hey! - Do you like him better than you like me? Right this second?

20 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

urp sniff sniff - SCHWAK - I really gotta lay off the garlic bread.

21 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Used Car Emporium, and push one of these bargains off our lot! - He never sells anything, but he IS honest. Flat soda and day-old balloons for the kids, too!

22 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Time out! - Ahhhhh... - Isn't that pleasant?

23 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

- ROCK AND ROLL!!! - I always wanted to yell that. It's over, right?

24 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Cats are better than dogs. - - And less moist.

25 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

WILD BEAR! - YAAAAAH!!! - He gets a kick out of that.

26 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

Liz! Jon! - Liz! - Come on, you owe me one. Jonnnnn...

27 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

I heard a sad story today. Was it about a cat who wanted to have his ears scratched? - Was it about a hungry cat? - It had nothing to do with you. That IS sad.

28 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

- Wow - This really takes me back. - I haven't watched this movie since I was a kid. - I wonder why... - YAAAHH! - Now I remember. The flying monkeys are gone now, Jon.

29 April 2018
 


 
Garfield

You and I are a team, Garfield. - And *I* am the coach. Good. - Then YOU can be fired.

30 April 2018
 




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