- - - - - - ALBUN What happened there? We don't discuss that one.
1 April 2018
My horoscope is intriguing. - It say I'll meet someone strange today. - You are definitely strange. We're out of carrot cake.
2 April 2018
Look at this. - A thank you note from the guy who owns the Pizza Parlor. - Sent from his villa in the south of France! The villa that Garfield built.
3 April 2018
Hreard the news? What news? - According to science, dogs are smarter than cats! - Says the guy who drinks from the toilet.
4 April 2018
Cats are fast. - - Faster than the eye can see.
5 April 2018
Do I look cool, Liz? - I'm over here. - Who said that? The person who doesn't think ypu look cool.
6 April 2018
This has been a long day. - I've been awake for minutes... - And it seems like hours!
7 April 2018
- - - - - POUND! POUND! POUND! POUND! - I told you not to eat that so fast! But it's so GOOD!
8 April 2018
Salad's ready! - Garfield? - SALAD'S READY! I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with that information.
9 April 2018
Pooky, I understand that Jon put you in the washing machne again. What was that like? - - He doesn't like to talk about it.
10 April 2018
Purr Are you thinking about me? - Not at all. No? - I was thinking about sausage craps in a dumpster behind a butcher shop. Purr!
11 April 2018
I hope you liked your dinner. Not bad. - BURP BURP - I give it two burps.
12 April 2018
Do you like my new shoes? Ummmm... Lie and say yes. - Well... Lie and sy yes. - They're kinda... You're supposed to lie and say yes. Play by the rules, dummy!
13 April 2018
We should clean the house. - SMACK! - Why did you do that?! Just changing the channel.
14 April 2018
- - Sigh... - Jon, aren't those coals ready yet? - Not yet. - I don't know why they won't light. - The bag says they're "self-starting". I know where he hides the donuts.
15 April 2018
- I sneezed today. Wow. - How DO you find the time?!
16 April 2018
I'm under a lot of pressure. - BUURRRRRP... - Now, not so much.
17 April 2018
Let's scurry around on the floor. - Nah...cats don't scurry. - Cats stroll.
18 April 2018
Guys do not like sharing their feelings. No, we do not. - - Sharing my feelings makes meanxious... Caaaareful.
19 April 2018
What a cutie-pie! - Hey! - Do you like him better than you like me? Right this second?
20 April 2018
urp sniff sniff - SCHWAK - I really gotta lay off the garlic bread.
21 April 2018
You want Cars?! We've GOT cars!! - Here's a sweet 2009 minivan...candy apple red, and only driven off a cliff twice! - ...and how about this little beauty? Just 30,000 miles, and absolutely no, that's right...NO brakes! - ...want an economy
22 April 2018
Time out! - Ahhhhh... - Isn't that pleasant?
23 April 2018
- ROCK AND ROLL!!! - I always wanted to yell that. It's over, right?
24 April 2018
Cats are better than dogs. - - And less moist.
25 April 2018
WILD BEAR! - YAAAAAH!!! - He gets a kick out of that.
26 April 2018
Liz! Jon! - Liz! - Come on, you owe me one. Jonnnnn...
27 April 2018
I heard a sad story today. Was it about a cat who wanted to have his ears scratched? - Was it about a hungry cat? - It had nothing to do with you. That IS sad.
28 April 2018
- Wow - This really takes me back. - I haven't watched this movie since I was a kid. - I wonder why... - YAAAHH! - Now I remember. The flying monkeys are gone now, Jon.
29 April 2018
You and I are a team, Garfield. - And *I* am the coach. Good. - Then YOU can be fired.
30 April 2018