I love gardening. - I just planted vegetables. - All our canned goods are missing! Darn. Let's have meat.
1 May 2018
You know what's fun? - Well, do you know? Huh? Huh? Okay. I'll bite. What's fun? - Barking at cats. I'll have to try that sometime.
2 May 2018
I haven't seen a mouse all week. Good job, Garfield! - - How was the vacation? Great! But it's always good to get back home.
3 May 2018
Arlene... - Here's a picture of me to keep near your heart. - If it were any bigger, it would be near everybody's heart. What a lovely thought!
4 May 2018
Laziness is contagious. - Right, Jim? - Jim?...
5 May 2018
- Hey, Liz! - Liz! Liz! - Liz! Liz! Liz! Liz! - What IS it, Jon? - Watch this! - BWOINNNG DONK - OW! - Men. Do it again!
6 May 2018
This is interesting... - They say the key to longevity is trying new things. I agree... - Assuming that ice cream flavors count.
7 May 2018
Somebody gave Odie a teddy bear. - - Sorry you had to see that.
8 May 2018
If I'm in here any longer... - I'm going to get all pruny. - Ha! Ha! Get it? Yeah, I know. Fish joke.
9 May 2018
- Not everyone is impressed by you. - Well then, not everyone is paying attention.
10 May 2018
YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA - RATS! - Did you get your mower started?
11 May 2018
Times change. - Why, I can remember a time... - When I didn't think about times changing.
12 May 2018
- "Dear Jon, I'm writing this to you to let you know that it's over between us." - "I've thought long and hard about this, and it seems we're just too different for things to ever work out..." - "So I've decided to move away and start a new
13 May 2018
Check the headlines... - Finish my coffee... - Okay, back to work.
14 May 2018
Here comes Jon. - Try to look busy. - Do you have an appointment?
15 May 2018
I like to be treated like a queen. - A queen? Seriously? - I know where there's a fish. Your majesty!
16 May 2018
You should eat more vegetables. What? - More than I'm eating now? ... - More than none whatsoever?
17 May 2018
Hey, Garfield, what say we go on a diet together? Sure! - I'll make sure you only eat what you're supposed to! Of course! - I'll watch you every waking minute! And I'll sneak food while you're sleeping!
18 May 2018
19 May 2018
- - - - - WHO PICKED OUT MY BACON BITS?!
20 May 2018
I don't care about anything. Me neither. - It's part of my "tough guy" persona. Same here. - * DING My cupcakes are ready! Dibs!
21 May 2018
I'm not going to swat you. You're not? - On one condition. Sure! What is it? - Stop being creepy. Swat me.
22 May 2018
Sigh - Time for a vacation. Right, Odie? -
23 May 2018
** - Meow, meow, meow, meow No, I don't want to buy a rubber mouse. - Telemarketer.
24 May 2018
They say love makes toe world go 'round. - So without it, the world would stop and we would fly off and be killed?! Not literally. - Whew! Don't bother trying to explain things to him.
25 May 2018
I got a paper cut froma book. - Which then dropped on my foot. - That's why I'm limping! I love books with happy endings.
26 May 2018
Okay... - "Boil lasagna noodles in large pot of lightly salted water with a dash of olive oil." - "In a skillet over medium heat, brown beef, sausage and onion. Add garlic, tomatoed and seasoning, simmer for 10 minutes." - "In lightly greased
27 May 2018
Have you ever accomplished anything wortwhile? - Hang on... - Check it out.
28 May 2018
GARFIELD! - NERMAL! - click
29 May 2018
There's something I've been meaning to say. - What's that? - BARK! BARK! BARK! I walked right into that one.
30 May 2018
Are you going to stare at your phone through our entire date? - Yes, I am. - Cool.
31 May 2018