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Garfield

I love gardening. I just planted vegetables. All our canned goods are missing! Darn. Let's have meat.

1 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

You know what's fun? Well, do you know? Huh? Huh? Okay. I'll bite. What's fun? Barking at cats. I'll have to try that sometime.

2 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

I haven't seen a mouse all week. Good job, Garfield! How was the vacation? Great! But it's always good to get back home.

3 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Arlene... Here's a picture of me to keep near your heart. If it were any bigger, it would be near everybody's heart. What a lovely thought!

4 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Laziness is contagious. Right, Jim? Jim?...

5 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Liz! Liz! Liz! Liz! Liz! Liz! Liz! What IS it, Jon? Watch this! BWOINNNG DONK OW! Men. Do it again!

6 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

This is interesting... They say the key to longevity is trying new things. I agree... Assuming that ice cream flavors count.

7 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Somebody gave Odie a teddy bear. Sorry you had to see that.

8 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

If I'm in here any longer... I'm going to get all pruny. Ha! Ha! Get it? Yeah, I know. Fish joke.

9 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Not everyone is impressed by you. Well then, not everyone is paying attention.

10 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK YANK RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RUNKITTA RATS! Did you get your mower started?

11 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Times change. Why, I can remember a time... When I didn't think about times changing.

12 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

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13 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Check the headlines... Finish my coffee... Okay, back to work.

14 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Here comes Jon. Try to look busy. Do you have an appointment?

15 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

I like to be treated like a queen. A queen? Seriously? I know where there's a fish. Your majesty!

16 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

You should eat more vegetables. What? More than I'm eating now? ... More than none whatsoever?

17 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, what say we go on a diet together? Sure! I'll make sure you only eat what you're supposed to! Of course! I'll watch you every waking minute! And I'll sneak food while you're sleeping!

18 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

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19 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

WHO PICKED OUT MY BACON BITS?!

20 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

I don't care about anything. Me neither. It's part of my "tough guy" persona. Same here. * DING My cupcakes are ready! Dibs!

21 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm not going to swat you. You're not? On one condition. Sure! What is it? Stop being creepy. Swat me.

22 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Sigh Time for a vacation. Right, Odie? -

23 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

** Meow, meow, meow, meow No, I don't want to buy a rubber mouse. Telemarketer.

24 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

They say love makes toe world go 'round. So without it, the world would stop and we would fly off and be killed?! Not literally. Whew! Don't bother trying to explain things to him.

25 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

I got a paper cut froma book. Which then dropped on my foot. That's why I'm limping! I love books with happy endings.

26 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

(null)

27 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Have you ever accomplished anything wortwhile? Hang on... Check it out.

28 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD! NERMAL! click

29 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

There's something I've been meaning to say. What's that? BARK! BARK! BARK! I walked right into that one.

30 May 2018
 


 
Garfield

Are you going to stare at your phone through our entire date? Yes, I am. Cool.

31 May 2018
 




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