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Garfield

Hey, Garfield! Guess what today is. National Donut Day! I thought that was every day.

1 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Is there anything better than fine dining... And facinating conversation? Huh? Is there? How should I know?

2 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

** Jon, the commercial is over! The movie is back on! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!! WHAT?!! WHAT?!!! Are you guys sure you're not married already?

3 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

How do I do it, you ask? I'll tell you how I do it. I don't.

4 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Let's see...we should do something cultural... But also fun. Oooh, HERE'S a place... The Ice Cream Museum! I've never climbed a 40-foot fudge pop!

5 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

It's hard to keep up with all the technology. Let me help you out, Jon. This...is a pencil.

6 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm thinking of moving the TV. What?! Maybe across the room. Let's see... That should shorten my commute from the kitchen by about six steps. Approved!

7 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

GAAAHHH! YAH! YAH! YAH! How was the Thai restaurant? GAH! GAH!

8 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Does my breath smell like cheese? Yes, it does. Cool! That's what the ladies like. Good luck.

9 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

* Yoooooo-hoooooo You haven't weighed yourself in a while. Why should I? All you do is insult me! Oh, I do not! Oh, yes you do! Every time I step on you, you make fun of my weight! Prove it! Fine! Wow. Wow what? You're a SUCKER,too, fat boy.

10 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

* Oh, Garfield ** That can't be anything good.

11 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Another birthday is out to get me.

12 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

The older I get, the smarter I get. Why don't they make cars out of cardboard? Or the dumber others get.

13 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Don't you just love the friend who never stops reminding you that they're younger than you?

14 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

I found your old scrapbook, Garfield. Look... Your first hairball! You sentimental weirdo, you.

15 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Hello, cat. I'll be this evening's 40th-birthday age nightmare. I don't see any age nightmare. Look closer.

16 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

So you're turning 40 this week, huh? Yup. Wow...that's OLD. It is not! Look at me...I'm still young and youthful in everything I say and do! Yeah, yeah. Geez...kids these days. -

17 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Okay, so I'm turning 40. I suppose I should look on the bright side... Only ten more years until I get the senior citizen's discount at Donut Barn!

18 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

* Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... * Happy birthay, you're FOR-TY...happy birthday to0000 yoooou! And ma-ny mooooore. *

19 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Wow...40 years old! The things you must have seen! Do you remember disco?! Of course. In this house, it never died.

20 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

So, you're now 40. Yes, I am. You look good... Aging well is the best revenge.

21 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

BURP! Why do I even look at you? Because you know how to have fun.

22 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

...and then the chipmunk ate my shoes... WHILE I WAS STILL WEARING THEM! I see by your expression that you've been visiting with Jon.

23 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

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24 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

I like this sying by Benjamin Franklin. "Early to bed and early to rise... makes a man healty, wealthy and wise". And lonely, dateless and boring.

25 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm trying to make the world a bteer place in which to live. Then make me a sandwich!

26 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Dogs are like an open book. With a few pages missing.

27 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

It's okay, Garfield... I sewed the stuffing back into your bear. Cool-looking scar there, pookman.

28 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Alrene's angry with me... But she won't tell me why. And for that, I thank her.

29 June 2018
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes it seems like the world has gone mad. And it's only a tiny bit my fault.

30 June 2018
 




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