- Ummm...Liz? - Yes? Do you think I'm a good kisser? - The truth? Well, yeah... - I think you're a GREAT kisser! - SMOOOCH - Guess what Liz said? There's going to be NO living with him.
1 July 2018
They say life is like a highway. - Yes, that is true. - And the mondays are the potholes.
2 July 2018
tappity tappity tappity tappity - tappity tappity tappity tappity - This is my "Jon burned dinner so we're ordering pizza" dance! tappity tappity tappity
3 July 2018
Is it possible Odie isn't as dumb as he looks? - - Nope.
4 July 2018
I tell Pooky all my secrets. - - A teddy bear can't be compelled to testify against his owner.
5 July 2018
The humidity makes my hair a little frizzy. - What do you do for it? - Inquiring minds want to know.
6 July 2018
I'm sad... - Cookie! - It comes and goes.
7 July 2018
- - - - Surrender, puny earthling! You are no match for our superior... - - Who schedules your invasions? Oh, shut up.
8 July 2018
What's wrong with the world, you ask? - I'll TELL you what's wrong with the world. - It doesn't do enough for me.
9 July 2018
Garfield, did you eat the peanuts? - Maybe. - You could have at least taken them out of their shells. Who has time for details?
10 July 2018
"Dear Ask A Dog,"... - "What exactly is a beef by-product?" - And the world may never know.
11 July 2018
I wish I had a super power. Yeah, right. - What super power would YOU have? - Like the ability to make everything taste like ice cream! My hero!
12 July 2018
We should do something. Let's go to a movie. - Really? You'd take me to a movie? Sure. - People drop a lot of candy and popcorn.
13 July 2018
Jon got me a smaller food dish... - So I'll eat less. - Good plan.
14 July 2018
Whiiiiiine - No, you can't come in! Now leave me alone! - * - - PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA BOINNG! - -
15 July 2018
Is it legal for cats to marry? - Garfield? - Are you okay? I can't feel my brain!
16 July 2018
I'm tired. - And it#s no wonder... - Last night I didn't get enough too much sleep.
17 July 2018
ECHO POINT BARK! - - That's because nothing you say is worth repeating.
18 July 2018
I'm smart. - - Did that sound convincing? Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
19 July 2018
Let's go dancing! - You mean where people can SEE us?! - What would make Liz so shy? I don't know this man.
20 July 2018
It's never too late... - - to give up.
21 July 2018
Just look at you! - It's a beautiful day, and you're stitting inside watching television! - And what's that junk you're snacking on?! Aren't you fat enough already?! - And look now how CLOSE you're sitting to me! Are you TRYING to ruin your
22 July 2018
- - Cat Ballet.
23 July 2018
* Meeeoooooooowwww... - * Boobopdadeebopadoo * - Cat jazz.
24 July 2018
Whine... - What's the big deal? Rowrrr - Unfriended by a squirrel.
25 July 2018
OW! - Paper cut! - Get it? Don't quit the day job.
26 July 2018
I was talking to Liz... - She says that we need to start eating healthier. - And you know what that means. Right. Start stockpiling donuts.
27 July 2018
The world will long remember me! - They'll say "What a great cat, that...uh..." - "...Garfield!"
28 July 2018
Wha?!... - Hello, I'm a frozen caveman from the last ice age. - And now I'm all thawed out! - So this is the modern world, huh? This is it. - What's that? Modern man. - - Well, back to the glacier. Have a nice nap.
29 July 2018
I'm warming up...I'm warming up... - ONE!! - I'm cooling down...I'm cooling down...
30 July 2018
You should examine your life. Okay. - Hmmm... - I'm great! Dig a little deeper.
31 July 2018