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Garfield

Ummm...Liz? Yes? Do you think I'm a good kisser? The truth? Well, yeah... I think you're a GREAT kisser! SMOOOCH Guess what Liz said? There's going to be NO living with him.

1 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

They say life is like a highway. Yes, that is true. And the mondays are the potholes.

2 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity This is my "Jon burned dinner so we're ordering pizza" dance! tappity tappity tappity

3 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Is it possible Odie isn't as dumb as he looks? Nope.

4 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

I tell Pooky all my secrets. A teddy bear can't be compelled to testify against his owner.

5 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

The humidity makes my hair a little frizzy. What do you do for it? Inquiring minds want to know.

6 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm sad... Cookie! It comes and goes.

7 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Surrender, puny earthling! You are no match for our superior... Who schedules your invasions? Oh, shut up.

8 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

What's wrong with the world, you ask? I'll TELL you what's wrong with the world. It doesn't do enough for me.

9 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, did you eat the peanuts? Maybe. You could have at least taken them out of their shells. Who has time for details?

10 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog,"... "What exactly is a beef by-product?" And the world may never know.

11 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

I wish I had a super power. Yeah, right. What super power would YOU have? Like the ability to make everything taste like ice cream! My hero!

12 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

We should do something. Let's go to a movie. Really? You'd take me to a movie? Sure. People drop a lot of candy and popcorn.

13 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Jon got me a smaller food dish... So I'll eat less. Good plan.

14 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Whiiiiiine No, you can't come in! Now leave me alone! * PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA BOINNG! -

15 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Is it legal for cats to marry? Garfield? Are you okay? I can't feel my brain!

16 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm tired. And it#s no wonder... Last night I didn't get enough too much sleep.

17 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

ECHO POINT BARK! That's because nothing you say is worth repeating.

18 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm smart. Did that sound convincing? Your shoes are on the wrong feet.

19 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Let's go dancing! You mean where people can SEE us?! What would make Liz so shy? I don't know this man.

20 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

It's never too late... to give up.

21 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

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22 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Cat Ballet.

23 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

* Meeeoooooooowwww... * Boobopdadeebopadoo * Cat jazz.

24 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Whine... What's the big deal? Rowrrr Unfriended by a squirrel.

25 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

OW! Paper cut! Get it? Don't quit the day job.

26 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

I was talking to Liz... She says that we need to start eating healthier. And you know what that means. Right. Start stockpiling donuts.

27 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

The world will long remember me! They'll say "What a great cat, that...uh..." "...Garfield!"

28 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

Wha?!... Hello, I'm a frozen caveman from the last ice age. And now I'm all thawed out! So this is the modern world, huh? This is it. What's that? Modern man. Well, back to the glacier. Have a nice nap.

29 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm warming up...I'm warming up... ONE!! I'm cooling down...I'm cooling down...

30 July 2018
 


 
Garfield

You should examine your life. Okay. Hmmm... I'm great! Dig a little deeper.

31 July 2018
 




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