Ummm...Liz? Yes? Do you think I'm a good kisser? The truth? Well, yeah... I think you're a GREAT kisser! SMOOOCH Guess what Liz said? There's going to be NO living with him.
1 July 2018
They say life is like a highway. Yes, that is true. And the mondays are the potholes.
2 July 2018
tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity This is my "Jon burned dinner so we're ordering pizza" dance! tappity tappity tappity
3 July 2018
Is it possible Odie isn't as dumb as he looks? Nope.
4 July 2018
I tell Pooky all my secrets. A teddy bear can't be compelled to testify against his owner.
5 July 2018
The humidity makes my hair a little frizzy. What do you do for it? Inquiring minds want to know.
6 July 2018
I'm sad... Cookie! It comes and goes.
7 July 2018
Surrender, puny earthling! You are no match for our superior... Who schedules your invasions? Oh, shut up.
8 July 2018
What's wrong with the world, you ask? I'll TELL you what's wrong with the world. It doesn't do enough for me.
9 July 2018
Garfield, did you eat the peanuts? Maybe. You could have at least taken them out of their shells. Who has time for details?
10 July 2018
"Dear Ask A Dog,"... "What exactly is a beef by-product?" And the world may never know.
11 July 2018
I wish I had a super power. Yeah, right. What super power would YOU have? Like the ability to make everything taste like ice cream! My hero!
12 July 2018
We should do something. Let's go to a movie. Really? You'd take me to a movie? Sure. People drop a lot of candy and popcorn.
13 July 2018
Jon got me a smaller food dish... So I'll eat less. Good plan.
14 July 2018
Whiiiiiine No, you can't come in! Now leave me alone! * PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA PADDA BOINNG! -
15 July 2018
Is it legal for cats to marry? Garfield? Are you okay? I can't feel my brain!
16 July 2018
I'm tired. And it#s no wonder... Last night I didn't get enough too much sleep.
17 July 2018
ECHO POINT BARK! That's because nothing you say is worth repeating.
18 July 2018
I'm smart. Did that sound convincing? Your shoes are on the wrong feet.
19 July 2018
Let's go dancing! You mean where people can SEE us?! What would make Liz so shy? I don't know this man.
20 July 2018
It's never too late... to give up.
21 July 2018
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23 July 2018
* Meeeoooooooowwww... * Boobopdadeebopadoo * Cat jazz.
24 July 2018
Whine... What's the big deal? Rowrrr Unfriended by a squirrel.
25 July 2018
OW! Paper cut! Get it? Don't quit the day job.
26 July 2018
I was talking to Liz... She says that we need to start eating healthier. And you know what that means. Right. Start stockpiling donuts.
27 July 2018
The world will long remember me! They'll say "What a great cat, that...uh..." "...Garfield!"
28 July 2018
Wha?!... Hello, I'm a frozen caveman from the last ice age. And now I'm all thawed out! So this is the modern world, huh? This is it. What's that? Modern man. Well, back to the glacier. Have a nice nap.
29 July 2018
I'm warming up...I'm warming up... ONE!! I'm cooling down...I'm cooling down...
30 July 2018
You should examine your life. Okay. Hmmm... I'm great! Dig a little deeper.
31 July 2018