Have you heard that dogs are man's best friend? Uh-huh. - - My owner is a moron. Small world.
1 August 2018
Here the lion attacks his prey. Just like me! - - Although I would have used some steak sauce.
2 August 2018
Sigh - That was my sign of happiness! - I wanted to make sure she didn't confuse it with some other sigh. Sigh.
3 August 2018
- You have behaved yourself all day. - The day is not over.
4 August 2018
- sniff sniff - sniff sniff - sniff sniff - sniff sniff - sniff sniff - If you grill it, they will come.
5 August 2018
- Don't you have anything better to do? - I am pleased to inform you that we do not.
6 August 2018
tic tic tic tic - YES! - You CAN bake apie inside a cake!
7 August 2018
- Missed. - It's Odie's birthday.
8 August 2018
I am King of the House! - - You can be prince.
9 August 2018
I broke a lamp today. - I broke two saucers AND a vase! - Awesome! We take a lot of pride in being cats.
10 August 2018
Do I enjoy engaging conversation, you ask? - Do my elbows match? - We may never know.
11 August 2018
Z - GARFIELD! GARFIED! - GARFIELD! COME QUICK! - HURRY!! HURRY!! - - - *I* happen to think rainbows are SPECIAL! So are my naps.
12 August 2018
I'm bored. - Let's do something fun! Sorry. - I'm committed to boredom.
13 August 2018
An exercise tip from Garfield the Cat... - Before doing strenuous exercise, you must spend an appropriate amount of time stretching. - I recommend eight to twelve hours.
14 August 2018
I'n on vacation. - So I'm only being half as cute as usual. - Still too much.
15 August 2018
I may look like a frog, but I', really an enchanted prince. - He probably wants a kiss from the princess. - You can break the spell by giving me your credit card number. Didn't see that coming.
16 August 2018
Everyone should be nice to animals. So true. - - Unless they taste good. Truer yet!
17 August 2018
Cat hair coming through! - - That had better not have been that spider. hee hee hee
18 August 2018
Sigh... - This sure brings back memories, Garfield. - I used to do this back on the farm when I was a boy. - On summer nights, after my chores were done, I'd go out to the pasture... - Lie on my back in the graff, and stare up at the
19 August 2018
I've eaten so much I can't move! - - Not that I wanted to.
20 August 2018
I won! I won!! - I'm so excited! - A two-week vacation at the beach! Not the brightest snowman.
21 August 2018
Ha! You and that teddy bear! - - I wish *I* had a teddy bear. Ha!
22 August 2018
It's the invasion of the Ravenous Beetles! - But there's just one of you. What?! - Come on, guys! You said you'd back me up! But we just ate. URP You go ahead.
23 August 2018
I'm here to bring joy into your life. - - Leaving already? I'm saving a little joy for myself.
24 August 2018
I bit my tongue today. Oh? - Not on purpose, right? - Riiiight? He wondered what it would taste like.
25 August 2018
- Why so glum, Garfield? - Look on the bright side... - You have so much to be happy about! - PLenty of food... - - Okay, that's about it. That's not a bad list.
26 August 2018
Let's start the week with an inspirational thought. - - DIE, MONDAY, DIE!!!
27 August 2018
I always try my best. - That'll never work. You should try somebody else's best.
28 August 2018
Have you lost weight? - You must be working out. - You look so young! Beware of Insincere Dog Yeah, yeah, yeah...
29 August 2018
You're not half as great as you think you are. - Whoa... - That's still pretty good.
30 August 2018
How do I love thee? - Let me count the ways.. - Pepperoni...sausage and onion...extra cheese... Another pizza poem?
31 August 2018