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Garfield

Have you heard that dogs are man's best friend? Uh-huh. My owner is a moron. Small world.

1 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Here the lion attacks his prey. Just like me! Although I would have used some steak sauce.

2 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Sigh That was my sign of happiness! I wanted to make sure she didn't confuse it with some other sigh. Sigh.

3 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

You have behaved yourself all day. The day is not over.

4 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff If you grill it, they will come.

5 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Don't you have anything better to do? I am pleased to inform you that we do not.

6 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

tic tic tic tic YES! You CAN bake apie inside a cake!

7 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Missed. It's Odie's birthday.

8 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I am King of the House! You can be prince.

9 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I broke a lamp today. I broke two saucers AND a vase! Awesome! We take a lot of pride in being cats.

10 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Do I enjoy engaging conversation, you ask? Do my elbows match? We may never know.

11 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Z GARFIELD! GARFIED! GARFIELD! COME QUICK! HURRY!! HURRY!! *I* happen to think rainbows are SPECIAL! So are my naps.

12 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm bored. Let's do something fun! Sorry. I'm committed to boredom.

13 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

An exercise tip from Garfield the Cat... Before doing strenuous exercise, you must spend an appropriate amount of time stretching. I recommend eight to twelve hours.

14 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'n on vacation. So I'm only being half as cute as usual. Still too much.

15 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I may look like a frog, but I', really an enchanted prince. He probably wants a kiss from the princess. You can break the spell by giving me your credit card number. Didn't see that coming.

16 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Everyone should be nice to animals. So true. Unless they taste good. Truer yet!

17 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Cat hair coming through! That had better not have been that spider. hee hee hee

18 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

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19 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I've eaten so much I can't move! Not that I wanted to.

20 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I won! I won!! I'm so excited! A two-week vacation at the beach! Not the brightest snowman.

21 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Ha! You and that teddy bear! I wish *I* had a teddy bear. Ha!

22 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

It's the invasion of the Ravenous Beetles! But there's just one of you. What?! Come on, guys! You said you'd back me up! But we just ate. URP You go ahead.

23 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I'm here to bring joy into your life. Leaving already? I'm saving a little joy for myself.

24 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I bit my tongue today. Oh? Not on purpose, right? Riiiight? He wondered what it would taste like.

25 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Why so glum, Garfield? Look on the bright side... You have so much to be happy about! PLenty of food... Okay, that's about it. That's not a bad list.

26 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Let's start the week with an inspirational thought. DIE, MONDAY, DIE!!!

27 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

I always try my best. That'll never work. You should try somebody else's best.

28 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

Have you lost weight? You must be working out. You look so young! Beware of Insincere Dog Yeah, yeah, yeah...

29 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

You're not half as great as you think you are. Whoa... That's still pretty good.

30 August 2018
 


 
Garfield

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.. Pepperoni...sausage and onion...extra cheese... Another pizza poem?

31 August 2018
 




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