Thanks for watching. Why is he wearing pajamas? - Good night. - Z Ah.
1 September 2018
Let's see... - What about my lime green corduroy blazer, canary yellow golf pants and cowboy boots? No. - Or my blue serge dinner jacket with cargo shorts, black knee socks and sandals? No. - Well, there IS my neon orange herringbone
2 September 2018
Time to celebrate! It's... - - National Scyscraper Day! Woo-hoo! Let's eat!
3 September 2018
Welcome to "Garfield's Really Excellent Bedtime Stories". - "Once upon a time..." - Z
4 September 2018
Odie has dug a hole. - It's a really good one, too. - Right, Jon? A little help...
5 September 2018
Do you think everything has a purpose? - Absolutely! - Mine is to keep the donut population under control.
6 September 2018
It's friday! Let the fun begin! - Who wants to hear a polka?! - Let the fun end!
7 September 2018
"To lose weight, you need to burn calories." - "Walking a mile burns 100 calories. Swimming burns 500 calories an hour." - Lying there burns zero calories! How many calories can I burn by smacking you with a diet book?
8 September 2018
- - - - - - You don't waste a single ray, do you, Garfield?
9 September 2018
This takes a lot of effort. - Well, not a LOT of effort. - Just enough.
10 September 2018
Jon's yard work skills are iffy. - RUNAWAY LAWN MOWER! - Albeit entertaining.
11 September 2018
"Dear Ask A Dog, how many different kinds of dogs are there?" - bark bark - Two. Good dogs and bad dogs.
12 September 2018
You shouldn't eat in bed. - I wonder why not. - Oh. Possibly because of the crumbs.
13 September 2018
You look really nice, Liz. Jon must really be in trouble. - Is that a new hairstyle? Oh, BIG trouble. - And have you lost weight? Leaving-the-country-and-changing-his-identity-trouble.
14 September 2018
If a cat lives in your house, you are very lucky. - - Even if you may not realize it.
15 September 2018
Jon? Hi, Liz. - Jon, you look TERRIBLE! I know. - I haven't been able to take a bath for three days. - Why? Are you sick? No. - Is it a plumbing problem?...did you forget to pay your water bill? - Well, WHY, then?! - Found it.
16 September 2018
You are watching the Drying Paint Network. - Okay, let's give it a touch... - Stillll a little wet. Oh, come ON!
17 September 2018
I like lasagna. - - Which has cheese in it. OOOOOO!
18 September 2018
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - Not yet! - Got a new sound effects guy. Ah.
19 September 2018
OW! - I spilled coffee on my lap! - Sugar?
20 September 2018
Suerly there's something better to do than staring off into space. - Oh, there is! - Z Z
21 September 2018
scratch scratch - scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch - scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch GAAHHH! scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
22 September 2018
- - - - FWAFF - Miiiiiiiiight be about time to put away the ol'pool.
23 September 2018
Time is running out, Garfield. - Okay... - What else is time going to do?
24 September 2018
I have a new philosophy, Garfield. And that would be? - I'm going to live each day like it's my bithday. Why is that? - That way we can eat more cake! Great stomachs think alike!
25 September 2018
Sigh. Tough day. - How tough is it, you ask? - Even my teddy bear needs a teddy bear.
26 September 2018
I...am...the... - world's...fastest... - Turtle? DON'T...RUSH!...ME!...
27 September 2018
- - Jon burned the hamburgers again. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
28 September 2018
There wasn't enough time in the day to get everything done. - Sigh. - Of course, I was only awake for 45 minutes.
29 September 2018
- BAT - BAT - BAT BAT BAT BAT - BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT - BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT -
30 September 2018