Thanks for watching. Why is he wearing pajamas? Good night. Z Ah.
1 September 2018
2 September 2018
Time to celebrate! It's... National Scyscraper Day! Woo-hoo! Let's eat!
3 September 2018
Welcome to "Garfield's Really Excellent Bedtime Stories". "Once upon a time..." Z
4 September 2018
Odie has dug a hole. It's a really good one, too. Right, Jon? A little help...
5 September 2018
Do you think everything has a purpose? Absolutely! Mine is to keep the donut population under control.
6 September 2018
It's friday! Let the fun begin! Who wants to hear a polka?! Let the fun end!
7 September 2018
"To lose weight, you need to burn calories." "Walking a mile burns 100 calories. Swimming burns 500 calories an hour." Lying there burns zero calories! How many calories can I burn by smacking you with a diet book?
8 September 2018
You don't waste a single ray, do you, Garfield?
9 September 2018
This takes a lot of effort. Well, not a LOT of effort. Just enough.
10 September 2018
Jon's yard work skills are iffy. RUNAWAY LAWN MOWER! Albeit entertaining.
11 September 2018
"Dear Ask A Dog, how many different kinds of dogs are there?" bark bark Two. Good dogs and bad dogs.
12 September 2018
You shouldn't eat in bed. I wonder why not. Oh. Possibly because of the crumbs.
13 September 2018
You look really nice, Liz. Jon must really be in trouble. Is that a new hairstyle? Oh, BIG trouble. And have you lost weight? Leaving-the-country-and-changing-his-identity-trouble.
14 September 2018
If a cat lives in your house, you are very lucky. Even if you may not realize it.
15 September 2018
Jon? Hi, Liz. Jon, you look TERRIBLE! I know. I haven't been able to take a bath for three days. Why? Are you sick? No. Is it a plumbing problem?...did you forget to pay your water bill? Well, WHY, then?! Found it.
16 September 2018
You are watching the Drying Paint Network. Okay, let's give it a touch... Stillll a little wet. Oh, come ON!
17 September 2018
I like lasagna. Which has cheese in it. OOOOOO!
18 September 2018
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Not yet! Got a new sound effects guy. Ah.
19 September 2018
OW! I spilled coffee on my lap! Sugar?
20 September 2018
Suerly there's something better to do than staring off into space. Oh, there is! Z Z
21 September 2018
22 September 2018
FWAFF Miiiiiiiiight be about time to put away the ol'pool.
23 September 2018
Time is running out, Garfield. Okay... What else is time going to do?
24 September 2018
I have a new philosophy, Garfield. And that would be? I'm going to live each day like it's my bithday. Why is that? That way we can eat more cake! Great stomachs think alike!
25 September 2018
Sigh. Tough day. How tough is it, you ask? Even my teddy bear needs a teddy bear.
26 September 2018
I...am...the... world's...fastest... Turtle? DON'T...RUSH!...ME!...
27 September 2018
Jon burned the hamburgers again. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
28 September 2018
There wasn't enough time in the day to get everything done. Sigh. Of course, I was only awake for 45 minutes.
29 September 2018
BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT -
30 September 2018