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Garfield

Life has its ups and downs. This is an "up".

1 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, is a dog's bark worse than his bite?" Yip! Yip! Yip! Yes, but only if the dog wears dentures.

2 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! I've decided not to hang that picture. Run out of thumbs?

3 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I admire people with integrity. Integrity? I have LOTS of integrity! Really? Yeah, I stole it off a guy.

4 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't even think about it. My face told on me.

5 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! I guess I was wrong. I thought ice skating would be a fun date night. WAH! WUMP! I'm having a ball.

6 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Today's forecast... Boring, with a 50 percent chance of dull. Hi, Garfield. Make that 100 percent.

7 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... Jon is telling me about his day. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... His boring, boring day. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... That just took an interesting turn!

8 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Grrrr. I hate cats! Cats drive me crazy! And you're really good at it! The pleasure is all mine.

9 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't have a problem in the world! Oh, wait... I was thinking of some other world. Then you should go there.

10 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, please don't make a fuss over my birthday. Are you sure? Absolutely. I have to make a fuss over Liz's birthday. Absolutely.

11 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Come on down! Check out our new arrivals... "Wet Dog" and "Possum Carcass"! Never buy scented candles at a pet store.

12 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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13 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Coming up, on Cliffhanger Theater...

14 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

What are those mice doing in the living room?! I believe that's the hokey-pokey. Garfield... Hang on. Now they're doing a conga line.

15 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

ZWIP Yeah, squirrels sire are mean, Odie.

16 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! This is way too much pizza for me to eat! I'LL save you!

17 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

What good are you?! Why are you even here?! You're worthless! Yelling at empty trash cans again? I'm hungry!

18 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I just can't stop smiling. I said, "sometimes".

19 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Was there a "Supermoon" tonight? Nope, Just a goofy one.

20 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't help but feel that I've forgotten something. Oh, yeah! Z

21 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been thinking about my life. What about it? What if things don't go wrong? Say what? I mean, success can be harder to deal with than failure. Just as long as there's pizza on the table...

22 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

We'll be right back to our commercial... Right after this commercial. But first... Oh, come on!

23 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

This cat food tastes sort of like chicken. How about that. It's made from sort-of chickens.

24 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Good news, bad news. My tires are okay. But my car went flat. Only you, Jon.

25 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I suppose you thought that looked stupid on me. It did. But Pooky can pull it off.

26 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

SLAP! SLAP! BOOMP!

27 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF CAT At least until I've had my coffee.

28 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I slept... Then I ate. So, how was YOUR day?

29 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you like to fetch the stick, Garfield? Apparently not.

30 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, why is the kitchen filled with mice? Looks like they're having a lodge meeting.

31 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Is this the last chip? You saved me the last chip? Yup. munch munch mun It's stale. Duh.

1 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

It took me an hour... But I finally got that jar of peanut butter open. The empty one? The empty one.

2 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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3 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I almost did something today. You got me beat.

4 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I shall now meditate and find my center. I sense that my center is empty. I shall now fill my center with a donut.

5 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie I swear you've grown a foot taller today!

6 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I wonder what would happen if I were allergic to cats. You'd have to move out.

7 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I read Shakespeare today. I read the washing instructions on my shirt today! Liz and I have been discussing literature. Your shirt shrank.

8 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I know where there's some cheese. You d amouse! It's what I do.

9 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz... Liz, I...I...I...I... You see, I, uhhhhhhhhhh... ummmmm...I...errrr... Well, it's just that I...uhhhhh...you know, ummmm... I love you too, Jon. * And I bet you thought I couldn't say it!

10 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I am my own boss. * I gave myself the morning off.

11 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are the smartest beings in the world. Not that the competition is all that tough.

12 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I sense the powers of darkness are gathering. Hey, Garfield, instead of a hamburger, how about a veggie burger? They're heeere.

13 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Our love is like a I'm stuck, Garfield. Our love is like a cheese doodle.

14 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm so tired I can't think straight. Oh, come on, Jon, don't be so hard to yourself. Maybe you're just dumb. pat pat

15 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Pooky never complains when I cheat.

16 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

We now go to a live helicopter shot of the runaway snow saucer on the interstate 67... Cheese doodle?

17 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Get up, Garfield! You've got things to do! Oh, there's motivation for you.

18 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"This is a story about a cat..." "Who always gets...his...way". How is this a fairy tale? Just read.

19 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

How does Odie keep his brain sharp? munch munch munch By eating a crossword puzzle every day.

20 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield! What's going on?! Gouda wheels are half off at Cheese World!

21 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

With the help of my assistant, Jon, I will make everyone disappear! IT'S POLKA TIME!! Hey! Where'd everybody go? Ta-dah!

22 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

And now back to "Attack of the 50-Foot Cat". Here he comes, men! Let's distract him... Deploy the 100-foot laser pointer! Oooo!

23 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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24 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I will do... Whatever it takes... To not do whatever it takes.

25 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

When you see a problem... You deal with it. -

26 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Next on "Nature's Biggest Enemies"... A spider battles a giant wasp. Sweet! I have five flies on this fight!

27 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! Help! Save me from the quicksand, Whiskers! Wake up and save me, you lazy cat! Hey, pal, this cat has his priorities, okay?

28 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a bad night last night. Oh, so did I. A dog chased me up a tree. How about you? I spent the whole night not getting any sleep, what with all the barking and screaming going on.

1 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

blink Pooky has never lost a staring contest.

2 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

POIT POIT

3 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to think before I act. And think and think and think...

4 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to read a book a day! Wow, this is long. Maybe a book a week. Oh, forget it. I'll go see a movie based on a book. Or just watch the trailer.

5 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask a Dog, who's stronger? Cats or dogs?" HUHHHHHHHHHHHH Dogs, but only if you count their breath.

6 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

SHOOP! Thought I heard a can opener.

7 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a serious man, Liz. Your clown nose fell off. Like I was saying... Let's change the subject, shall we?

8 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I can speak most animal languages. Although my squirrel is a little rusty. chitter chitter chitter Say what?

9 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

HOO HOO HOO HOO That's not for us. The people next door ordered pizza. What a waste of perfectly good happy dance.

10 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Am I boring? Only when you talk.

11 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Why does everyone spend so much time on their phones? Let me look that up. tap tap tap tap While you're at it, look up "irony".

12 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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13 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats sense when something bad is going to happen. Know why? Because we're usually the cause of it.

14 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, your eyes are lovely. Why, yes, they are lovely. Do you MIND?! And your eyes look a little grumpy.

15 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

A word of advice, Garfield... Just because you see somebody do something in a movie... Doesn't mean YOU can do it. Why are you limping?

16 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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17 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Wake up, Garfield! This book has 1001 boredom busters! Poor Jon... Boredom Buster Number One... "Make a dollhouse out of a shoebox"? He means well.

18 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

He thought he was prett clever... Thought he could outsmart me. But I tracked him down. Back to the sock drawer, mister! "Here Lies Jon Arbuckle: he was smarter than a sock".

19 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I appreciate beauty. Ta-dah! Genuine beauty doesn't have to "ta-dah!" I heard that!

20 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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21 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

22 March 2019
 




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