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Garfield

Life has its ups and downs. This is an "up".

1 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, is a dog's bark worse than his bite?" Yip! Yip! Yip! Yes, but only if the dog wears dentures.

2 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! I've decided not to hang that picture. Run out of thumbs?

3 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I admire people with integrity. Integrity? I have LOTS of integrity! Really? Yeah, I stole it off a guy.

4 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Don't even think about it. My face told on me.

5 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! I guess I was wrong. I thought ice skating would be a fun date night. WAH! WUMP! I'm having a ball.

6 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Today's forecast... Boring, with a 50 percent chance of dull. Hi, Garfield. Make that 100 percent.

7 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... Jon is telling me about his day. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... His boring, boring day. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... That just took an interesting turn!

8 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Grrrr. I hate cats! Cats drive me crazy! And you're really good at it! The pleasure is all mine.

9 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't have a problem in the world! Oh, wait... I was thinking of some other world. Then you should go there.

10 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, please don't make a fuss over my birthday. Are you sure? Absolutely. I have to make a fuss over Liz's birthday. Absolutely.

11 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Come on down! Check out our new arrivals... "Wet Dog" and "Possum Carcass"! Never buy scented candles at a pet store.

12 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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13 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Coming up, on Cliffhanger Theater...

14 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

What are those mice doing in the living room?! I believe that's the hokey-pokey. Garfield... Hang on. Now they're doing a conga line.

15 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

ZWIP Yeah, squirrels sire are mean, Odie.

16 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! This is way too much pizza for me to eat! I'LL save you!

17 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

What good are you?! Why are you even here?! You're worthless! Yelling at empty trash cans again? I'm hungry!

18 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I just can't stop smiling. I said, "sometimes".

19 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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20 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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21 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

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22 January 2019
 




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