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Garfield

Life has its ups and downs. - - This is an "up".

1 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, is a dog's bark worse than his bite?" - Yip! Yip! Yip! - Yes, but only if the dog wears dentures.

2 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! - tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! - I've decided not to hang that picture. Run out of thumbs?

3 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I admire people with integrity. - Integrity? I have LOTS of integrity! - Really? Yeah, I stole it off a guy.

4 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- Don't even think about it. - My face told on me.

5 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! I guess I was wrong. - I thought ice skating would be a fun date night. WAH! WUMP! I'm having a ball.

6 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Today's forecast... - Boring, with a 50 percent chance of dull. - Hi, Garfield. Make that 100 percent.

7 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... Jon is telling me about his day. - Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... His boring, boring day. - Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... That just took an interesting turn!

8 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Grrrr. I hate cats! - Cats drive me crazy! - And you're really good at it! The pleasure is all mine.

9 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I don't have a problem in the world! - Oh, wait... - I was thinking of some other world. Then you should go there.

10 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon, please don't make a fuss over my birthday. - Are you sure? Absolutely. - I have to make a fuss over Liz's birthday. Absolutely.

11 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Come on down! - Check out our new arrivals... - "Wet Dog" and "Possum Carcass"! - Never buy scented candles at a pet store.

12 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm... I woonder... - How do those dead flies get inside light fixtures? Uh-oh. Jon's wondering things again. - Does it really help to press harder on the remote control buttons when the batteries are getting low? - Could we talk faster if

13 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Coming up, on Cliffhanger Theater... - -

14 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

What are those mice doing in the living room?! - I believe that's the hokey-pokey. - Garfield... Hang on. Now they're doing a conga line.

15 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- ZWIP - Yeah, squirrels sire are mean, Odie.

16 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! This is way too much pizza for me to eat! - I'LL save you!

17 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

What good are you?! Why are you even here?! - You're worthless! - Yelling at empty trash cans again? I'm hungry!

18 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Sometimes I just can't stop smiling. - - I said, "sometimes".

19 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - - - Was there a "Supermoon" tonight? Nope, Just a goofy one.

20 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I can't help but feel that I've forgotten something. - Oh, yeah! - Z

21 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I've been thinking about my life. What about it? - What if things don't go wrong? Say what? - I mean, success can be harder to deal with than failure. Just as long as there's pizza on the table...

22 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

We'll be right back to our commercial... - Right after this commercial. - But first... Oh, come on!

23 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

This cat food tastes sort of like chicken. - How about that. - It's made from sort-of chickens.

24 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Good news, bad news. - My tires are okay. - But my car went flat. Only you, Jon.

25 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I suppose you thought that looked stupid on me. - It did. - But Pooky can pull it off.

26 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - SLAP! - - SLAP! - - BOOMP!

27 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF CAT - - At least until I've had my coffee.

28 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I slept... - Then I ate. - So, how was YOUR day?

29 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Would you like to fetch the stick, Garfield? - - Apparently not.

30 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Garfield, why is the kitchen filled with mice? - - Looks like they're having a lodge meeting.

31 January 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Is this the last chip? You saved me the last chip? Yup. - munch munch mun- - It's stale. Duh.

1 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

It took me an hour... - But I finally got that jar of peanut butter open. - The empty one? The empty one.

2 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Please swip your card - SWIPE - Would you like to donate a dollar to charity today? BOOP - Enter PIN boop boop boop boop - Yout total is $3.24. Is this correct? boop - What is the square root of 324? Please show your work. - ALL I WANT IS A

3 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - I almost did something today. You got me beat.

4 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I shall now meditate and find my center. - I sense that my center is empty. - I shall now fill my center with a donut.

5 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie I swear you've grown a foot taller today! - -

6 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- I wonder what would happen if I were allergic to cats. - You'd have to move out.

7 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I read Shakespeare today. - I read the washing instructions on my shirt today! - Liz and I have been discussing literature. Your shirt shrank.

8 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I know where there's some cheese. - - You d amouse! It's what I do.

9 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz... - Liz, I...I...I...I... - You see, I, uhhhhhhhhhh... ummmmm...I...errrr... - Well, it's just that I...uhhhhh...you know, ummmm... - I love you too, Jon. * - - And I bet you thought I couldn't say it!

10 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I am my own boss. - * - I gave myself the morning off.

11 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats are the smartest beings in the world. - - Not that the competition is all that tough.

12 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I sense the powers of darkness are gathering. - Hey, Garfield, instead of a hamburger, how about a veggie burger? - They're heeere.

13 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Our love is like a I'm stuck, Garfield. - - Our love is like a cheese doodle.

14 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm so tired I can't think straight. - Oh, come on, Jon, don't be so hard to yourself. - Maybe you're just dumb. pat pat

15 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - Pooky never complains when I cheat.

16 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - - - We now go to a live helicopter shot of the runaway snow saucer on the interstate 67... Cheese doodle?

17 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Get up, Garfield! - You've got things to do! - Oh, there's motivation for you.

18 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"This is a story about a cat..." - "Who always gets...his...way". - How is this a fairy tale? Just read.

19 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

How does Odie keep his brain sharp? - munch munch munch - By eating a crossword puzzle every day.

20 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- Garfield! What's going on?! - Gouda wheels are half off at Cheese World!

21 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

With the help of my assistant, Jon, I will make everyone disappear! - IT'S POLKA TIME!! - Hey! Where'd everybody go? Ta-dah!

22 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

And now back to "Attack of the 50-Foot Cat". - Here he comes, men! Let's distract him... - Deploy the 100-foot laser pointer! Oooo!

23 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

click Play - Hi. I'm Whiskers, and welcome to "Proper Techniques for Shredding Sofa Arms". - In this web tutorial, I'll be instructing you cats out there on the finer points of this fun and creative pastime. - Let's warm up now with some

24 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I will do... - Whatever it takes... - To not do whatever it takes.

25 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

When you see a problem... - You deal with it. -

26 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Next on "Nature's Biggest Enemies"... - A spider battles a giant wasp. - Sweet! I have five flies on this fight!

27 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Help! Help! - Save me from the quicksand, Whiskers! - Wake up and save me, you lazy cat! Hey, pal, this cat has his priorities, okay?

28 February 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I had a bad night last night. Oh, so did I. - A dog chased me up a tree. How about you? - I spent the whole night not getting any sleep, what with all the barking and screaming going on.

1 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- blink - Pooky has never lost a staring contest.

2 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - - POIT POIT -

3 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to think before I act. - - And think and think and think...

4 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm going to read a book a day! - Wow, this is long. Maybe a book a week. - Oh, forget it. I'll go see a movie based on a book. Or just watch the trailer.

5 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask a Dog, who's stronger? Cats or dogs?" - HUHHHHHHHHHHHH - Dogs, but only if you count their breath.

6 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- SHOOP! - Thought I heard a can opener.

7 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm a serious man, Liz. - Your clown nose fell off. - Like I was saying... Let's change the subject, shall we?

8 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I can speak most animal languages. - Although my squirrel is a little rusty. - chitter chitter chitter Say what?

9 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - HOO HOO HOO HOO - That's not for us. The people next door ordered pizza. - What a waste of perfectly good happy dance.

10 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - Am I boring? Only when you talk.

11 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Why does everyone spend so much time on their phones? - Let me look that up. tap tap - tap tap While you're at it, look up "irony".

12 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

13 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Cats sense when something bad is going to happen. - Know why? - Because we're usually the cause of it.

14 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, your eyes are lovely. - Why, yes, they are lovely. - Do you MIND?! And your eyes look a little grumpy.

15 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

A word of advice, Garfield... - Just because you see somebody do something in a movie... - Doesn't mean YOU can do it. Why are you limping?

16 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Hmmm... - What do you want to do today, Jon? How about something *I* want to do for a change? - What do you mean? We ALWAYS do what you want to do. - WE DO?! Well. we don't exactly do what I want to do. - I THOUGHT THAt WAS BECAUSE YOU LOVEd

17 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Wake up, Garfield! - This book has 1001 boredom busters! Poor Jon... - Boredom Buster Number One... "Make a dollhouse out of a shoebox"? He means well.

18 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

He thought he was prett clever... - Thought he could outsmart me. But I tracked him down. - Back to the sock drawer, mister! "Here Lies Jon Arbuckle: he was smarter than a sock".

19 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I appreciate beauty. - Ta-dah! - Genuine beauty doesn't have to "ta-dah!" I heard that!

20 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

It's warm out. - - Great. Now I'm cold.

21 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I made salad, spinach casserole and steamed asparagus! - - And cookies! zip! Chocolate chips? zip! With sprinkles?!

22 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Could you please stop shedding? - Certainly! - I'll put that on my schedule for next october.

23 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH? - Call Liz. CALLING FIZZ. - No, call LIZ. CALLING WHIZ. - NO...look, call Doctor Wilson. CALLING DOCTOR THRILLSOME - NO!! NEVER MIND!! - RIIINNNG RIIINNNG - YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAILBOX OF LORENZO NEVERMIND

24 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

What a nice day. - I imagine... - Why don't you open your eyes? Why chance it?

25 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I was on the debate team. - I even won my first debate! - Actually, my opponent forfeited when I started to cry. Pathetic, yet effective.

26 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

You want me to throw the ball? - Hang on. - Okay, I'm ready.

27 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

BEWARE OF CAT Whoa... - Watch out, people. - I might just criticize your wardrobe.

28 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Liz, your eyes are like... - Um...like...like... - Like round, squishy balls that you see through. And they say romance is dead.

29 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

My uncle Iggy died. - It was tragic. - He ate so much cheese that he exploded. Hey, isn't that how we all want to go?

30 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - - - - - All I did was ask him if he wanted to go for a ride in the car. How does he do that ceiling thing?

31 March 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm not always sarcastic. - - Sometimes I'm asleep.

1 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

If I were an astronomer... - I could discover a new planet. And they'd name it after me! "Planet Dipward".

2 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Odie is trying to be more like me. Z - Z - I'd lose the tail wag there, pal. Z

3 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- - My new place isn't quite finished. Ah.

4 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Where do chicken wings come from? - The oven. - Not chickens? Chickens have ovens?

5 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Nothing lasts forever. - Diet cat food. - It just seems that way.

6 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- Come on, Garfield. Put a smile on your face! Sure... - How about the salesman smile? - The smug smile? - The fake smile? Or the vicory smile! - Stop smiling! I thought you'd never ask.

7 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I like to think I make the world a better place in which to... - SNORE - sleep.

8 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I've decided to give back to the world. - But first... - I'm going to take a bunch of stuff.

9 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- LOOK, Odie! -

10 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Here's when mom was on her knitting binge. - She knitted sweaters for everyone in the family. - And then for the chickens. The rhinestones are a bit much.

11 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

For you, Liz, I would climb the highest mountain! - Although that sounds scary... - PLEAS DON'T MAKE ME! Oh, go ahead.

12 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! - You don't seem as tough with those glasses on. - Oh, boo-hoo!! I'M SORRY!!

13 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Jon?--- Jon, how do you feel about our relationship? - I couldn't be happier, Liz. I must be the luckiest man on earth to have met someone as wonderful as you. - In the time we've been together, I feel I've matured and grown...and you're

14 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- Is that coffee too strong? - NO!

15 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

The best things in life are free. - And so are the worst things. - It's the stuff in between that's expensive!

16 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "When you howl, are you singing?" - AROOOOOOOOOOOO!! That would be a "no".

17 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Fun fact... - SCHLURRRRK - Gravy can be classified as a beverage!

18 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

YOWLLL! - Do you think I have a good yowling voice? Lovely! - ...and then I pretended to get a phone call.

19 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I was born to dance! - No, you weren't. - THEN WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE FEET?!

20 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- Look, Garfield. Only one donut left. - If you ate it, I'd feel sad because I didn't get any. - If I ate it, I'd feel guilty because you didn't get any. - So, consider this... - If we shared it, I'd be happy that we both got some! - It's

21 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

You have many faults, Garfield. - And a donut. - Is that all you can think about? AND a cup of coffee.

22 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Scientists made a discovery today... - After exhaustive research on the effects of dog breath... - They've found it to be an excellent paint remover. Finally, a use for dogs.

23 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I'm learning a second language. - Meow meow meow meow meow meow - How was that? You just asked for directions to the pipe wrench.

24 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- Uh-oh. We lost power... - For a second... Don't worry. I cleaned out the fridge so nothing would spoil

25 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I hurt my finger. I won't be able to play the accordion for weeks. - -

26 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

And that's why hats make lousy cereal bowls. Okaaay... - I'm starting all my conversations at the end now. - It's a real time-saver. And a blessing.

27 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

BARK! BARK! - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - BARK! BARK! BARK! - Excuse me. - I have here a petition signed by everyone in the neighborhood, asking you to stop barking. - - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! He ate it.

28 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

CAT AT WORK - - Break time.

29 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

My uncle Clarence was a circus clown. - He retired last year. - Thirty of his buddies came to the retirement party in one car. Once a clown, always a clown.

30 April 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

I feel safer knowing there's a dog in the house. - - Protecting us from bad bones.

1 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- Hey... - We're like before-and-after pictures. Shut up.

2 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Do you think I'd make a good cowboy? - What if a horse steps on your foot? Oh... - Well, do you think I'd make a good ballet dancer? Not with that limp.

3 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Eat healthy, people! - And avoid snacks. - Snacks are mine.

4 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! - Look, Garfield! I found my old answering machine, and the tape is still in it! - Let's listen to all of my old messages! click - - - - SOB Ah, memories.

5 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

YAWN - - How's your morning? The commute wasn't too bad.

6 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"Leftovers: noun..." - "Food remaining uneaten at the end of a meal." - See? It IS a word. Fascinating.

7 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

A recent study revealed that four out of five dogs are profoundly stupid. - - The fifth is profoundly ugly.

8 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

*PING! *PING! *PING! *PING! - GARFIELD! - Would you stop posting those pictures?! Hey, that litter box isn't going to clean itself, pal.

9 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Dinner ideas? Let's see... - A couple of pizzas, donuts, lasagna, some garlic bread... - And whatever you're having, of course. Of course.

10 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

That new coffee place opened. Their sizes are huge! - I got the Cafe Colossal! - I got the mother of the Cafe Colossal.

11 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- Garfield! Dinner! - SHOOP! - GULP! - SHOOP! - THAT'S IT?! - BURP! There we go.

12 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Today I'm introducing a new feature. - - I call it "Look at the Handsome Cat".

13 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

You know what's interesting? - What? - Those little villages made out of toothpicks! You know who's dull?

14 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

ZOOOOOOM - GARFIELD! DO SOMETHING! Sure thing. - SLOW

15 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

They say to avoid burping, you should drink slowly. gluk gluk gluk gluk - BURP! - Or you can just ler 'er rip!

16 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

Purr Aww! - - Purr Nice try.

17 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

"Dear Ask a Dog..." - "Do you bite?" Hmmm - Bark? Bark? No, this letter is not from a steak.

18 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

- Let me guess... - You want me to throw that stick, right? - SWISH All right...fetch the stick, boy! - Ha! I faked him out! - How gullible can you get? Poor Odie. Poor, dumb Odie. - GARFIELD

19 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

20 May 2019
 
 
   
Garfield

(null)

21 May 2019
 




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