Life has its ups and downs. This is an "up".
1 January 2019
"Dear Ask A Dog, is a dog's bark worse than his bite?" Yip! Yip! Yip! Yes, but only if the dog wears dentures.
2 January 2019
tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! I've decided not to hang that picture. Run out of thumbs?
3 January 2019
I admire people with integrity. Integrity? I have LOTS of integrity! Really? Yeah, I stole it off a guy.
4 January 2019
Don't even think about it. My face told on me.
5 January 2019
WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! WAH! WUMP! I guess I was wrong. I thought ice skating would be a fun date night. WAH! WUMP! I'm having a ball.
6 January 2019
Today's forecast... Boring, with a 50 percent chance of dull. Hi, Garfield. Make that 100 percent.
7 January 2019
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... Jon is telling me about his day. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... His boring, boring day. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... That just took an interesting turn!
8 January 2019
Grrrr. I hate cats! Cats drive me crazy! And you're really good at it! The pleasure is all mine.
9 January 2019
I don't have a problem in the world! Oh, wait... I was thinking of some other world. Then you should go there.
10 January 2019
Jon, please don't make a fuss over my birthday. Are you sure? Absolutely. I have to make a fuss over Liz's birthday. Absolutely.
11 January 2019
Come on down! Check out our new arrivals... "Wet Dog" and "Possum Carcass"! Never buy scented candles at a pet store.
12 January 2019
13 January 2019
Coming up, on Cliffhanger Theater...
14 January 2019
What are those mice doing in the living room?! I believe that's the hokey-pokey. Garfield... Hang on. Now they're doing a conga line.
15 January 2019
ZWIP Yeah, squirrels sire are mean, Odie.
16 January 2019
Help! This is way too much pizza for me to eat! I'LL save you!
17 January 2019
What good are you?! Why are you even here?! You're worthless! Yelling at empty trash cans again? I'm hungry!
18 January 2019
Sometimes I just can't stop smiling. I said, "sometimes".
19 January 2019
Was there a "Supermoon" tonight? Nope, Just a goofy one.
20 January 2019
I can't help but feel that I've forgotten something. Oh, yeah! Z
21 January 2019
I've been thinking about my life. What about it? What if things don't go wrong? Say what? I mean, success can be harder to deal with than failure. Just as long as there's pizza on the table...
22 January 2019
We'll be right back to our commercial... Right after this commercial. But first... Oh, come on!
23 January 2019
This cat food tastes sort of like chicken. How about that. It's made from sort-of chickens.
24 January 2019
Good news, bad news. My tires are okay. But my car went flat. Only you, Jon.
25 January 2019
I suppose you thought that looked stupid on me. It did. But Pooky can pull it off.
26 January 2019
SLAP! SLAP! BOOMP!
27 January 2019
BEWARE OF CAT At least until I've had my coffee.
28 January 2019
I slept... Then I ate. So, how was YOUR day?
29 January 2019
Would you like to fetch the stick, Garfield? Apparently not.
30 January 2019
Garfield, why is the kitchen filled with mice? Looks like they're having a lodge meeting.
31 January 2019