Life has its ups and downs. - - This is an "up".
1 January 2019
"Dear Ask A Dog, is a dog's bark worse than his bite?" - Yip! Yip! Yip! - Yes, but only if the dog wears dentures.
2 January 2019
tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! - tap tap tap BAM! OW! MY THUMB! - I've decided not to hang that picture. Run out of thumbs?
3 January 2019
I admire people with integrity. - Integrity? I have LOTS of integrity! - Really? Yeah, I stole it off a guy.
4 January 2019
- Don't even think about it. - My face told on me.
5 January 2019
WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! - WAH! WUMP! I guess I was wrong. - I thought ice skating would be a fun date night. WAH! WUMP! I'm having a ball.
6 January 2019
Today's forecast... - Boring, with a 50 percent chance of dull. - Hi, Garfield. Make that 100 percent.
7 January 2019
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... Jon is telling me about his day. - Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... His boring, boring day. - Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... That just took an interesting turn!
8 January 2019
Grrrr. I hate cats! - Cats drive me crazy! - And you're really good at it! The pleasure is all mine.
9 January 2019
I don't have a problem in the world! - Oh, wait... - I was thinking of some other world. Then you should go there.
10 January 2019
Jon, please don't make a fuss over my birthday. - Are you sure? Absolutely. - I have to make a fuss over Liz's birthday. Absolutely.
11 January 2019
Come on down! - Check out our new arrivals... - "Wet Dog" and "Possum Carcass"! - Never buy scented candles at a pet store.
12 January 2019
Hmmm... I woonder... - How do those dead flies get inside light fixtures? Uh-oh. Jon's wondering things again. - Does it really help to press harder on the remote control buttons when the batteries are getting low? - Could we talk faster if
13 January 2019
Coming up, on Cliffhanger Theater... - -
14 January 2019
What are those mice doing in the living room?! - I believe that's the hokey-pokey. - Garfield... Hang on. Now they're doing a conga line.
15 January 2019
- ZWIP - Yeah, squirrels sire are mean, Odie.
16 January 2019
Help! This is way too much pizza for me to eat! - I'LL save you!
17 January 2019
What good are you?! Why are you even here?! - You're worthless! - Yelling at empty trash cans again? I'm hungry!
18 January 2019
Sometimes I just can't stop smiling. - - I said, "sometimes".
19 January 2019
- - - - - - Was there a "Supermoon" tonight? Nope, Just a goofy one.
20 January 2019
I can't help but feel that I've forgotten something. - Oh, yeah! - Z
21 January 2019
I've been thinking about my life. What about it? - What if things don't go wrong? Say what? - I mean, success can be harder to deal with than failure. Just as long as there's pizza on the table...
22 January 2019
We'll be right back to our commercial... - Right after this commercial. - But first... Oh, come on!
23 January 2019
This cat food tastes sort of like chicken. - How about that. - It's made from sort-of chickens.
24 January 2019
Good news, bad news. - My tires are okay. - But my car went flat. Only you, Jon.
25 January 2019
I suppose you thought that looked stupid on me. - It did. - But Pooky can pull it off.
26 January 2019
- - SLAP! - - SLAP! - - BOOMP!
27 January 2019
BEWARE OF CAT - - At least until I've had my coffee.
28 January 2019
I slept... - Then I ate. - So, how was YOUR day?
29 January 2019
Would you like to fetch the stick, Garfield? - - Apparently not.
30 January 2019
Garfield, why is the kitchen filled with mice? - - Looks like they're having a lodge meeting.
31 January 2019