I'm a take-charge kind of guy. - *DING-DONG* - What should we do? Revel in the irony of the moment?1 October 2019 |
 - GAH! - I never should have taught him that.2 October 2019 |
 BURP! - Whoa! Was that thunder?! - No, that was me. Cool! Do lightning.3 October 2019 |
 If the world were to end today... WHAT?! - It IS?! - I said, "if"! Stop hugging your accordion!4 October 2019 |
 Look at that beautiful sunset! - Okay. - It's over there. Tell it to move.5 October 2019 |
 YAWN - What kind of nap should I do today? The Doily? Nah... - The Ball? Nah... - The Laptop Layout? Nah... - The Sock-Drawer Snooze? Naaaah... - I guess it's true what they say... - You just can't beat the classics!6 October 2019 |
 Listen to this... - They say chewing gum on a diet helps prevent hunger. Really? - I find chewing bacon works even better.7 October 2019 |
 It's a beautiful day outside. - It's a beautiful day in the kitchen! - Now it's raining. It's always a beautiful day in the kitchen.8 October 2019 |
 "Dear Ask A Dog, what kind of dog are you anyway?" - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! - A hockey fan.9 October 2019 |
 check out my menacing Glare - - No, no, wait. I think I can do it better. No, that was pretty scary.10 October 2019 |
 This is my house, Arlene. - - Who's that? Oh, just some stray I took in.11 October 2019 |
 Pooky is great. - - But not THAT great.12 October 2019 |
 Ahhhhhh... - BURP! - That's for the main course... - BURP BURP BURP - The three side dishes... - burp - And the after-dinner mint.13 October 2019 |
 And here's the weather forecast. - I won't say the weather is bad, but... - There's no point of getting out of bed. YES!14 October 2019 |
 Hello! - I'm Benny the Balloon Animal. - You look a little overinflated yourself. Go hug a cactus.15 October 2019 |
 "Dear Ask a Dog, what beverage goes best with dog food? - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Seriously? - A cold bottle of sparkling toilet water?16 October 2019 |
 Look at the fluffy kitty... - She's staring at you. - It means "I love you". Actually it means "If you were smaller, I'd eat you".17 October 2019 |
 How long until dinner, Liz? - As soon as the broccoli is done. - How long does it take for broccoli to cook? Hopefully long enough for the pizza to get here.18 October 2019 |
 And the heroic dog... - Has saved the day! - Must not have been much of a day. click19 October 2019 |
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