Is this the last chip? You saved me the last chip? Yup. - munch munch mun- - It's stale. Duh.
1 February 2019
It took me an hour... - But I finally got that jar of peanut butter open. - The empty one? The empty one.
2 February 2019
Please swip your card - SWIPE - Would you like to donate a dollar to charity today? BOOP - Enter PIN boop boop boop boop - Yout total is $3.24. Is this correct? boop - What is the square root of 324? Please show your work. - ALL I WANT IS A
3 February 2019
- - I almost did something today. You got me beat.
4 February 2019
I shall now meditate and find my center. - I sense that my center is empty. - I shall now fill my center with a donut.
5 February 2019
Odie I swear you've grown a foot taller today! - -
6 February 2019
- I wonder what would happen if I were allergic to cats. - You'd have to move out.
7 February 2019
I read Shakespeare today. - I read the washing instructions on my shirt today! - Liz and I have been discussing literature. Your shirt shrank.
8 February 2019
I know where there's some cheese. - - You d amouse! It's what I do.
9 February 2019
Liz... - Liz, I...I...I...I... - You see, I, uhhhhhhhhhh... ummmmm...I...errrr... - Well, it's just that I...uhhhhh...you know, ummmm... - I love you too, Jon. * - - And I bet you thought I couldn't say it!
10 February 2019
I am my own boss. - * - I gave myself the morning off.
11 February 2019
Cats are the smartest beings in the world. - - Not that the competition is all that tough.
12 February 2019
I sense the powers of darkness are gathering. - Hey, Garfield, instead of a hamburger, how about a veggie burger? - They're heeere.
13 February 2019
Our love is like a I'm stuck, Garfield. - - Our love is like a cheese doodle.
14 February 2019
I'm so tired I can't think straight. - Oh, come on, Jon, don't be so hard to yourself. - Maybe you're just dumb. pat pat
15 February 2019
- - Pooky never complains when I cheat.
16 February 2019
- - - - - - We now go to a live helicopter shot of the runaway snow saucer on the interstate 67... Cheese doodle?
17 February 2019
Get up, Garfield! - You've got things to do! - Oh, there's motivation for you.
18 February 2019
"This is a story about a cat..." - "Who always gets...his...way". - How is this a fairy tale? Just read.
19 February 2019
How does Odie keep his brain sharp? - munch munch munch - By eating a crossword puzzle every day.
20 February 2019
- Garfield! What's going on?! - Gouda wheels are half off at Cheese World!
21 February 2019
With the help of my assistant, Jon, I will make everyone disappear! - IT'S POLKA TIME!! - Hey! Where'd everybody go? Ta-dah!
22 February 2019
And now back to "Attack of the 50-Foot Cat". - Here he comes, men! Let's distract him... - Deploy the 100-foot laser pointer! Oooo!
23 February 2019
click Play - Hi. I'm Whiskers, and welcome to "Proper Techniques for Shredding Sofa Arms". - In this web tutorial, I'll be instructing you cats out there on the finer points of this fun and creative pastime. - Let's warm up now with some
24 February 2019
I will do... - Whatever it takes... - To not do whatever it takes.
25 February 2019
When you see a problem... - You deal with it. -
26 February 2019
Next on "Nature's Biggest Enemies"... - A spider battles a giant wasp. - Sweet! I have five flies on this fight!
27 February 2019
Help! Help! - Save me from the quicksand, Whiskers! - Wake up and save me, you lazy cat! Hey, pal, this cat has his priorities, okay?
28 February 2019