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Garfield

Is this the last chip? You saved me the last chip? Yup. munch munch mun It's stale. Duh.

1 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

It took me an hour... But I finally got that jar of peanut butter open. The empty one? The empty one.

2 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

(null)

3 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

I almost did something today. You got me beat.

4 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

I shall now meditate and find my center. I sense that my center is empty. I shall now fill my center with a donut.

5 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

Odie I swear you've grown a foot taller today!

6 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

I wonder what would happen if I were allergic to cats. You'd have to move out.

7 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

I read Shakespeare today. I read the washing instructions on my shirt today! Liz and I have been discussing literature. Your shirt shrank.

8 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

I know where there's some cheese. You d amouse! It's what I do.

9 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

Liz... Liz, I...I...I...I... You see, I, uhhhhhhhhhh... ummmmm...I...errrr... Well, it's just that I...uhhhhh...you know, ummmm... I love you too, Jon. * And I bet you thought I couldn't say it!

10 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

I am my own boss. * I gave myself the morning off.

11 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

Cats are the smartest beings in the world. Not that the competition is all that tough.

12 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

I sense the powers of darkness are gathering. Hey, Garfield, instead of a hamburger, how about a veggie burger? They're heeere.

13 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

Our love is like a I'm stuck, Garfield. Our love is like a cheese doodle.

14 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

I'm so tired I can't think straight. Oh, come on, Jon, don't be so hard to yourself. Maybe you're just dumb. pat pat

15 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

Pooky never complains when I cheat.

16 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

We now go to a live helicopter shot of the runaway snow saucer on the interstate 67... Cheese doodle?

17 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

Get up, Garfield! You've got things to do! Oh, there's motivation for you.

18 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

"This is a story about a cat..." "Who always gets...his...way". How is this a fairy tale? Just read.

19 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

How does Odie keep his brain sharp? munch munch munch By eating a crossword puzzle every day.

20 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! What's going on?! Gouda wheels are half off at Cheese World!

21 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

With the help of my assistant, Jon, I will make everyone disappear! IT'S POLKA TIME!! Hey! Where'd everybody go? Ta-dah!

22 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

And now back to "Attack of the 50-Foot Cat". Here he comes, men! Let's distract him... Deploy the 100-foot laser pointer! Oooo!

23 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

(null)

24 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

I will do... Whatever it takes... To not do whatever it takes.

25 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

When you see a problem... You deal with it. -

26 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

Next on "Nature's Biggest Enemies"... A spider battles a giant wasp. Sweet! I have five flies on this fight!

27 February 2019
 


 
Garfield

Help! Help! Save me from the quicksand, Whiskers! Wake up and save me, you lazy cat! Hey, pal, this cat has his priorities, okay?

28 February 2019
 




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