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Garfield

I had a bad night last night. Oh, so did I. - A dog chased me up a tree. How about you? - I spent the whole night not getting any sleep, what with all the barking and screaming going on.

1 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

- blink - Pooky has never lost a staring contest.

2 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - - - - POIT POIT -

3 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

I like to think before I act. - - And think and think and think...

4 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to read a book a day! - Wow, this is long. Maybe a book a week. - Oh, forget it. I'll go see a movie based on a book. Or just watch the trailer.

5 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask a Dog, who's stronger? Cats or dogs?" - HUHHHHHHHHHHHH - Dogs, but only if you count their breath.

6 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

- SHOOP! - Thought I heard a can opener.

7 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

I'm a serious man, Liz. - Your clown nose fell off. - Like I was saying... Let's change the subject, shall we?

8 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

I can speak most animal languages. - Although my squirrel is a little rusty. - chitter chitter chitter Say what?

9 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - - - HOO HOO HOO HOO - That's not for us. The people next door ordered pizza. - What a waste of perfectly good happy dance.

10 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - Am I boring? Only when you talk.

11 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

Why does everyone spend so much time on their phones? - Let me look that up. tap tap - tap tap While you're at it, look up "irony".

12 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

(null)

13 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

Cats sense when something bad is going to happen. - Know why? - Because we're usually the cause of it.

14 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

Liz, your eyes are lovely. - Why, yes, they are lovely. - Do you MIND?! And your eyes look a little grumpy.

15 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

A word of advice, Garfield... - Just because you see somebody do something in a movie... - Doesn't mean YOU can do it. Why are you limping?

16 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

Hmmm... - What do you want to do today, Jon? How about something *I* want to do for a change? - What do you mean? We ALWAYS do what you want to do. - WE DO?! Well. we don't exactly do what I want to do. - I THOUGHT THAt WAS BECAUSE YOU LOVEd

17 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

Wake up, Garfield! - This book has 1001 boredom busters! Poor Jon... - Boredom Buster Number One... "Make a dollhouse out of a shoebox"? He means well.

18 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

He thought he was prett clever... - Thought he could outsmart me. But I tracked him down. - Back to the sock drawer, mister! "Here Lies Jon Arbuckle: he was smarter than a sock".

19 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

I appreciate beauty. - Ta-dah! - Genuine beauty doesn't have to "ta-dah!" I heard that!

20 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

It's warm out. - - Great. Now I'm cold.

21 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

I made salad, spinach casserole and steamed asparagus! - - And cookies! zip! Chocolate chips? zip! With sprinkles?!

22 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

Could you please stop shedding? - Certainly! - I'll put that on my schedule for next october.

23 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH? - Call Liz. CALLING FIZZ. - No, call LIZ. CALLING WHIZ. - NO...look, call Doctor Wilson. CALLING DOCTOR THRILLSOME - NO!! NEVER MIND!! - RIIINNNG RIIINNNG - YOU HAVE REACHED THE MAILBOX OF LORENZO NEVERMIND

24 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

What a nice day. - I imagine... - Why don't you open your eyes? Why chance it?

25 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

I was on the debate team. - I even won my first debate! - Actually, my opponent forfeited when I started to cry. Pathetic, yet effective.

26 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

You want me to throw the ball? - Hang on. - Okay, I'm ready.

27 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

BEWARE OF CAT Whoa... - Watch out, people. - I might just criticize your wardrobe.

28 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

Liz, your eyes are like... - Um...like...like... - Like round, squishy balls that you see through. And they say romance is dead.

29 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

My uncle Iggy died. - It was tragic. - He ate so much cheese that he exploded. Hey, isn't that how we all want to go?

30 March 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - - - - - All I did was ask him if he wanted to go for a ride in the car. How does he do that ceiling thing?

31 March 2019
 




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