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Garfield

I'm not always sarcastic. - - Sometimes I'm asleep.

1 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

If I were an astronomer... - I could discover a new planet. And they'd name it after me! "Planet Dipward".

2 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

Odie is trying to be more like me. Z - Z - I'd lose the tail wag there, pal. Z

3 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - My new place isn't quite finished. Ah.

4 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

Where do chicken wings come from? - The oven. - Not chickens? Chickens have ovens?

5 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

Nothing lasts forever. - Diet cat food. - It just seems that way.

6 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Come on, Garfield. Put a smile on your face! Sure... - How about the salesman smile? - The smug smile? - The fake smile? Or the vicory smile! - Stop smiling! I thought you'd never ask.

7 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

I like to think I make the world a better place in which to... - SNORE - sleep.

8 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

I've decided to give back to the world. - But first... - I'm going to take a bunch of stuff.

9 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

- LOOK, Odie! -

10 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

Here's when mom was on her knitting binge. - She knitted sweaters for everyone in the family. - And then for the chickens. The rhinestones are a bit much.

11 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

For you, Liz, I would climb the highest mountain! - Although that sounds scary... - PLEAS DON'T MAKE ME! Oh, go ahead.

12 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! BARK! - You don't seem as tough with those glasses on. - Oh, boo-hoo!! I'M SORRY!!

13 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

Jon?--- Jon, how do you feel about our relationship? - I couldn't be happier, Liz. I must be the luckiest man on earth to have met someone as wonderful as you. - In the time we've been together, I feel I've matured and grown...and you're

14 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Is that coffee too strong? - NO!

15 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

The best things in life are free. - And so are the worst things. - It's the stuff in between that's expensive!

16 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog"... - "When you howl, are you singing?" - AROOOOOOOOOOOO!! That would be a "no".

17 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

Fun fact... - SCHLURRRRK - Gravy can be classified as a beverage!

18 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

YOWLLL! - Do you think I have a good yowling voice? Lovely! - ...and then I pretended to get a phone call.

19 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

I was born to dance! - No, you weren't. - THEN WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE FEET?!

20 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Look, Garfield. Only one donut left. - If you ate it, I'd feel sad because I didn't get any. - If I ate it, I'd feel guilty because you didn't get any. - So, consider this... - If we shared it, I'd be happy that we both got some! - It's

21 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

You have many faults, Garfield. - And a donut. - Is that all you can think about? AND a cup of coffee.

22 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

Scientists made a discovery today... - After exhaustive research on the effects of dog breath... - They've found it to be an excellent paint remover. Finally, a use for dogs.

23 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

I'm learning a second language. - Meow meow meow meow meow meow - How was that? You just asked for directions to the pipe wrench.

24 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Uh-oh. We lost power... - For a second... Don't worry. I cleaned out the fridge so nothing would spoil

25 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

I hurt my finger. I won't be able to play the accordion for weeks. - -

26 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

And that's why hats make lousy cereal bowls. Okaaay... - I'm starting all my conversations at the end now. - It's a real time-saver. And a blessing.

27 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

BARK! BARK! - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - BARK! BARK! BARK! - Excuse me. - I have here a petition signed by everyone in the neighborhood, asking you to stop barking. - - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! He ate it.

28 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

CAT AT WORK - - Break time.

29 April 2019
 


 
Garfield

My uncle Clarence was a circus clown. - He retired last year. - Thirty of his buddies came to the retirement party in one car. Once a clown, always a clown.

30 April 2019
 




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