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Garfield

I feel safer knowing there's a dog in the house. - - Protecting us from bad bones.

1 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Hey... - We're like before-and-after pictures. Shut up.

2 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Do you think I'd make a good cowboy? - What if a horse steps on your foot? Oh... - Well, do you think I'd make a good ballet dancer? Not with that limp.

3 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Eat healthy, people! - And avoid snacks. - Snacks are mine.

4 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! - Look, Garfield! I found my old answering machine, and the tape is still in it! - Let's listen to all of my old messages! click - - - - SOB Ah, memories.

5 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

YAWN - - How's your morning? The commute wasn't too bad.

6 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Leftovers: noun..." - "Food remaining uneaten at the end of a meal." - See? It IS a word. Fascinating.

7 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

A recent study revealed that four out of five dogs are profoundly stupid. - - The fifth is profoundly ugly.

8 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

*PING! *PING! *PING! *PING! - GARFIELD! - Would you stop posting those pictures?! Hey, that litter box isn't going to clean itself, pal.

9 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Dinner ideas? Let's see... - A couple of pizzas, donuts, lasagna, some garlic bread... - And whatever you're having, of course. Of course.

10 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

That new coffee place opened. Their sizes are huge! - I got the Cafe Colossal! - I got the mother of the Cafe Colossal.

11 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Garfield! Dinner! - SHOOP! - GULP! - SHOOP! - THAT'S IT?! - BURP! There we go.

12 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Today I'm introducing a new feature. - - I call it "Look at the Handsome Cat".

13 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

You know what's interesting? - What? - Those little villages made out of toothpicks! You know who's dull?

14 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

ZOOOOOOM - GARFIELD! DO SOMETHING! Sure thing. - SLOW

15 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

They say to avoid burping, you should drink slowly. gluk gluk gluk gluk - BURP! - Or you can just ler 'er rip!

16 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Purr Aww! - - Purr Nice try.

17 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask a Dog..." - "Do you bite?" Hmmm - Bark? Bark? No, this letter is not from a steak.

18 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Let me guess... - You want me to throw that stick, right? - SWISH All right...fetch the stick, boy! - Ha! I faked him out! - How gullible can you get? Poor Odie. Poor, dumb Odie. - GARFIELD

19 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

The world is my oyster. - No, that's not it... - The world is my pizza!

20 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

You know, Garfield, I'm a pretty lucky guy. Lucky, lucky, lucky. I have my health, a loving family, a good home... - A decent car, impressive sock collection, a wonderful girlfriend, nifty cell phone, yep... - I pretty much have everything.

21 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Z a-HEM - Oh, sorry. - BARK BARK BARK BARK Good help is so hard to find.

22 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Cats are adorable. - No? - How about now?

23 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

We should do something. You bet. - But we won't. Becaaause?... - We're cats. High five!

24 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

My cookies are made with a secret ingredient. - What is it? - It's a SECRET, you dipwad! You don't mess with grandma.

25 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Hey, Garfield! Let's do something! - We could take a walk! - Fly a kite! - Learn to knit! Plant a garden! - - Or you can ignore everything I say. Yeah, let's do that one.

26 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes in the morning... - I like to go for a walk. - Get off my face! On my way to breakfast.

27 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

- I am NOT cleaning that up! - Yeah, I like it, too.

28 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

- kick - Pavlov was right.

29 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Once I set my mind on something... - Did you hear that?! - Now, what was I talking about? Cheesecake.

30 May 2019
 


 
Garfield

Arlene... - Someday I'll take you away from all of this. - But I like it here. Whew!

31 May 2019
 




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