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Garfield

I seriously doubt that Garfield is conspiring against you. - Oh, good. - That puts my mind at ease. Unless I told her to say that.

1 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

- phhhhhtttbbb! - nyah nyah nyah - kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss - Stupid dog! - WAIT! - Stupis doggy door! slap! slap! slap! slap!

2 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

I couldn't eat another byte. - - There's a sentence I've never said before.

3 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Time for your performance review, Jon. - Oh, my... - This might be a good time to bribe me with some treats.

4 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

We should join forces. To do what? - Uh... - Nothing? I'm in!

5 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

There's a key to getting down from a tree. - SNAP! - It's called gravity.

6 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Liz, may I call you "baby"? - I'd rather you didn't. Oh. - That goes double for me.

7 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Forgive and forget. - Or, as we cats say... - Hold a grudge and plot your revenge.

8 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - - DIP - - *** - When the kiddie pool is warm, the world is a beautiful place.

9 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Time to take a brisk walk! - - What are you doing? Taking the "brisk" out of "walk".

10 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Yikes. - The world is nuts! - Not on my corner of it.

11 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog..." - "If you're so smart, how come somebody has to read you the questions?" - Grrr! That's a good one.

12 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

My birthday is creeping up on me. I can feel it. - Or, maybe I'm just being paranoid. -

13 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

How many of us birthday candles will you be needing on your cake this year? 41. - 41, you say... - ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US EXTINCT?!!!

14 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

You're gonna be 41? Boy, that's OLD. No, it isn't. - - Do they still let you drive? Leave me alone.

15 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

tick - PERSONAL INFORMATION: PLEASE COMPLETE ALL FIELDS tick - YEAR BORN 2019...2014 - scroll scroll - scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll - scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll - Forget it.

16 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

- That was his "I know someone who has a birthday coming up" look. - And this is my "Yeah, yeah, don't remind me" look.

17 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

I wish people would quit reminding me about my birthday, - - I SAID...

18 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

GARFIELD - BOOT! - Best birthday present EVER!

19 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

How does it feel to be old? I am NOT old! - Sorry...I'll rephrase the question. Thank you. - How does it feel to be in massiv denial?

20 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Pets are nice. - That's so true. - Jon, we've decided to keep you.

21 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Coming up next... - on Fantasy Theater... - "The Hard-Working Cat" Weird.

22 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Meow meow meow moeow - What#s that, Fluffy?! You say Timmy fell down a well and needs our help?! Meow meow - Where's the well, Fluffy?! Show me the way! Purrrr - No, I don't have any liver treats! Now come on! Timmy needs us! squeek squeek -

23 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I let my ind wander... - - That's as close as I get to exercise.

24 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

* - * ** * Nice. - Dinner and a show.

25 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, do you bury bones in your backyard?" - "If so, where exactly?" - Nice try, Mrs. Feeny's dog!

26 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Sometimes I amaze myself. - Other times I'm flat-out awestruck.

27 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

I can't make our date tonight, Arlene. - But I have someone who can fill in. - Not much of a talker, but he's a lot cuter than Garfield. I heard that!

28 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

Contrary to popular belief... - Sometimes last is best... - The last donut, the last cookie, the last chip...

29 June 2019
 


 
Garfield

- BAT - BAT BAT BAT - BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT - BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT - - You're out of toilet paper.

30 June 2019
 




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