I seriously doubt that Garfield is conspiring against you. - Oh, good. - That puts my mind at ease. Unless I told her to say that.
1 June 2019
- phhhhhtttbbb! - nyah nyah nyah - kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss - Stupid dog! - WAIT! - Stupis doggy door! slap! slap! slap! slap!
2 June 2019
I couldn't eat another byte. - - There's a sentence I've never said before.
3 June 2019
Time for your performance review, Jon. - Oh, my... - This might be a good time to bribe me with some treats.
4 June 2019
We should join forces. To do what? - Uh... - Nothing? I'm in!
5 June 2019
There's a key to getting down from a tree. - SNAP! - It's called gravity.
6 June 2019
Liz, may I call you "baby"? - I'd rather you didn't. Oh. - That goes double for me.
7 June 2019
Forgive and forget. - Or, as we cats say... - Hold a grudge and plot your revenge.
8 June 2019
- - - DIP - - *** - When the kiddie pool is warm, the world is a beautiful place.
9 June 2019
Time to take a brisk walk! - - What are you doing? Taking the "brisk" out of "walk".
10 June 2019
Yikes. - The world is nuts! - Not on my corner of it.
11 June 2019
"Dear Ask A Dog..." - "If you're so smart, how come somebody has to read you the questions?" - Grrr! That's a good one.
12 June 2019
My birthday is creeping up on me. I can feel it. - Or, maybe I'm just being paranoid. -
13 June 2019
How many of us birthday candles will you be needing on your cake this year? 41. - 41, you say... - ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US EXTINCT?!!!
14 June 2019
You're gonna be 41? Boy, that's OLD. No, it isn't. - - Do they still let you drive? Leave me alone.
15 June 2019
tick - PERSONAL INFORMATION: PLEASE COMPLETE ALL FIELDS tick - YEAR BORN 2019...2014 - scroll scroll - scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll - scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll - Forget it.
16 June 2019
- That was his "I know someone who has a birthday coming up" look. - And this is my "Yeah, yeah, don't remind me" look.
17 June 2019
I wish people would quit reminding me about my birthday, - - I SAID...
18 June 2019
GARFIELD - BOOT! - Best birthday present EVER!
19 June 2019
How does it feel to be old? I am NOT old! - Sorry...I'll rephrase the question. Thank you. - How does it feel to be in massiv denial?
20 June 2019
Pets are nice. - That's so true. - Jon, we've decided to keep you.
21 June 2019
Coming up next... - on Fantasy Theater... - "The Hard-Working Cat" Weird.
22 June 2019
Meow meow meow moeow - What#s that, Fluffy?! You say Timmy fell down a well and needs our help?! Meow meow - Where's the well, Fluffy?! Show me the way! Purrrr - No, I don't have any liver treats! Now come on! Timmy needs us! squeek squeek -
23 June 2019
Sometimes I let my ind wander... - - That's as close as I get to exercise.
24 June 2019
* - * ** * Nice. - Dinner and a show.
25 June 2019
"Dear Ask A Dog, do you bury bones in your backyard?" - "If so, where exactly?" - Nice try, Mrs. Feeny's dog!
26 June 2019
- Sometimes I amaze myself. - Other times I'm flat-out awestruck.
27 June 2019
I can't make our date tonight, Arlene. - But I have someone who can fill in. - Not much of a talker, but he's a lot cuter than Garfield. I heard that!
28 June 2019
Contrary to popular belief... - Sometimes last is best... - The last donut, the last cookie, the last chip...
29 June 2019
- BAT - BAT BAT BAT - BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT - BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT BAT - - You're out of toilet paper.
30 June 2019