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Garfield

Sometimes I'm asleep... - And sometimes I'm awake... - WISHING I was asleep.

1 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you need to do something. - We have a big mice problem. Really? - According to the mice, we have a big Jon problem.

2 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

What's new, Odie? Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! - Can't you just say "Oh, nothing much" like everybody else? Bark!

3 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Hungry, Garfield? - - What's that got to do with anything?

4 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Listen, Arlene! * - They're playing our song! ** * ** ** * - That's an ice cream truck. I'm getting all misty here.

5 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

The world is coming to an end! - - And, once again, the world is saved by a cup of coffee.

6 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - - - - - Yeah, I still got it. *

7 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

"What's the use?" - - I like to start my day with a demotivational thought.

8 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

I'm not calling a plumber this time, Garfield. drip drip drip drip Ho boy... - All you need is the right tool. drip drip drip drip - With the right too, Jon can break anything.

9 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Look at that. - Odie is digging a hole. - That can't be good for the rug.

10 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

This movie looks interesting. - But it has subtitles. Boooring. - It's about dog-eating komodo dragons. I'll pop the popcorn.

11 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, I've decided to grow a beard! - It'll make me more manly. boop bip boop - Hi, Liz...uh, honey, I have this idea... Ask nicely, Mr. Manly.

12 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield, the delivery guy just told me this is the fifteen-thousandth pizza we've ordered! - Hmmmm - By golly, he's right.

13 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Get in, Garfield! Jon, Jon, Jon... - One does not simply "get in" a kiddie pool... - - - - One must make a splash!

14 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Remember, people... - Laughter is the best medicine. - Unless you have stitches.

15 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - We're awfully good at this.

16 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask a Dog, what qualifies you to guard a house?" - BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! - It seems unlikely that it would be your big muscles.

17 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

It's too bad that cute isn't contagious. - Why would you say tha... - HEY!

18 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

This is a donut. - Stop eating donuts. - This is a carrot.

19 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Where have you been? Fishing. - Fishing? Yup. - Got a can opener?

20 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

HUP! - Umff...ummmmfff...errrrgggh... - roll roll roll - roll roll roll - THUD - I hope you appreciate this. - It takes me all DAY to clean that waffle iron! Where's my bucket of freshly churned sweet creamery butter and my barrel ofvanilla

21 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

I * - I * - I * --->

22 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Ah, Mary Beth Skeevers. - She really liked me. - She had an unusual skin condition. Those earrings really bring out her scales.

23 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Odie's very smart. - His brain is in perfect shape. - Becaus eit's never been used.

24 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

I'm thinking about getting a new car. - - An ice cream truck? Check out the giant fudge pop on the roof!

25 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Would you be surprised to learn I was a superhero? - Very, very, very, very, very, very surprised. - that's a lot of verys! Not nearly enough.

26 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

I enjoy the classics. - Ah, yes... - A 1940 first edition "All-Butter Cookbook".

27 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

riiiiing riiiiing - Are you ready for our big date tonight, Jon? Sort of. - What do you mean? I'm still wokring on my hair. - What's wrong with your hair? It won't lay down. - Why no? Well, Garfield's been practicing all day. - Practicing

28 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

I'm planning my menu for the week. - Let's see, what do I want to eat? How abouuuut... - EVERYTHING!

29 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

Have you ever been in a storm where it's blowing so hard the rain comes sideways? - GISSSSHHHH - Can't say as I have.

30 July 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - Yup. I'm the good-looking one.

31 July 2019
 




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