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Garfield

tap tap tap - - You eat too fast. You feed too slow.

1 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

Arlene, when it comes to looks, charm and wit, you have no competition. - Garfield! Dinner! Gotta go! - Now if I could only compete with that belly of his.

2 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

A penny for your thoughts. - For MY thoughts? - A penny isn't much. Overpriced, I'd say.

3 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

- I'm starting my diet today. - And rule on of dieting... - tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic - *DING-DONG* - Never start a diet on an empty stomach!

4 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Three minutes and forty-five seconds. - That's how long your diet lasted. A NEW RECORD!

5 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

I always finish what I start. - - And what Jon starts as well. Get away from my steak.

6 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, what makes you such an expert?" - Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! - There's no such thing as a dog university.

7 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

Greetings, earthlings... - We come in peace... - Take us to your theme parks! That explains the Hawaiian shirts and flip-flops.

8 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

Too bad we didn't meet in high school, Liz. - I could have asked you to the prom. - Would you have said yes? Um... I think she was flossing her cat that night.

9 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

Nice day. - A gnat just flew up my nose! - Unless you're a gnat.

10 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Garfield! - I can make myself disappear. Watch! - - - -

11 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

ah, napping... - Or, as I like to call it... - Pressing life's pause button.

12 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, remember what Franklin Roosevelt said... - "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself". - I bet Franklin never had to stare down month-old sauerkraut.

13 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

Z - BARK! - Worst alarm clock ever.

14 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

Excuse me. - Is the ice age over? Yes. - Woo-hoo! Party! These pepperoni-and-deep-fried-cheese dreams are the weirdest.

15 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

I like this new tea.flavored coffee. - Why don't you just drink tea? - Jon? Logic has that effect on him.

16 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

purr purr purr - purr purr purr - Latest issue of "Yarn Enthusiast".

17 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

hummmmmmmmmm - hummmmmmmmmm - hummmmmm-BWEEEP! - BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEEEEEEEEEP! - dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig - Ah-HA! Uh-oh. - MY aCCORDION! I TOLD you to bury it deeper.

18 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

Hello, Weekend! - BLINK! - Hello, Monday.

19 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

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20 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

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21 August 2019
 


 
Garfield

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22 August 2019
 




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