tap - ** - *** - ** ** * - * * * * * - Never underestimate the power of a great playlist. **
1 September 2019
I slept all day. - Let's see... - That's seven days in cat time.
2 September 2019
- Wow...I can hear the ocean. - Good Wi-Fi on this beach!
3 September 2019
"Dear Ask A Dog, what is your philosophy of life?" - Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. - "As you walk along the road of life, remember to stop and sniff everything."
4 September 2019
Ah, coach Jarrett. - I'll never forget what he told me... - "You have the upper-body strength of a 5-year-old". How motivating.
5 September 2019
Am I annoying you? No. - You sure? Yes. - Wow, I'm really off my game.
6 September 2019
Sometimes I wonder...is this all there is? - ...is there more? - Seriously, dude. I could go for seconds.
7 September 2019
- Welcome once again to "Dog Horror Theater" - Tonights feature... "The Bath". - - snap! - Oh, come on... - It's not THAT scary!
8 September 2019
Garfield, you should get more exercise. - Some exercise. - Any exercise. Does telling you to shut your piehole count?
9 September 2019
I can't find my keays. - Or my shoes. - Or my pants. SNAP! Aaand there goes your dignity.
10 September 2019
"Dear Ask a Dog..." - "Jingle, jingle, jingle" - "Signed, the car keys".
11 September 2019
Greetings cat. I have decided to become a serious person. - - How was that? Pretty good, huh?! You had me there for a moment.
12 September 2019
Let's bake cookies! - SHOVE - Nice idea!
13 September 2019
- KALE MUFFINS - Care to talk about it? About the world coming to an end? No, thanks!
14 September 2019
CAW! CAW! - ROAAARRR! Lion. - GRRRRRR! Tiger. - HOWWWWL! Wofl. - ARRRRRRRR! Bear. - SHRIEEEEEEEEEEK!!! And my favorite... - Hey! That's the video from the zoo! Jon with a lemur on his head. GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
15 September 2019
Oh, no! - The power grid is down! - There's a power grid?
16 September 2019
I'm going to swat you, spider! - Whoa! - This magazine is heavier than I expected. Amateur.
17 September 2019
Okay, Odie, pick a card. - ...any card. - There's only one! How hard can it be?! ...says the human to the dog.
18 September 2019
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - You're too fat. You're just jealous of my new freight elevator.
19 September 2019
Hey, Arlene. - "Oh, Arlene, you look so beautiful" Uh...was I supposed to say that? - Oh, forget it! What's the line again?
20 September 2019
It's time to lose weight and get into shape. - - Now it's too late.
21 September 2019
Garfield! - Look, Garfield! This calendar is filled with pictures of cats doing cute things! - Cute like this? - Or this? gweek gweek - Anything along these lines? FRRT FRRT FRRT FRRT - If not, those aren't real cats. - Never mind. They're
22 September 2019
Oh, sure... - This may not look hard... - But you try cramming this much nothing into a day.
23 September 2019
- - Do you think I spend too much time staring at my phone? Considering that it's not on, yes.
24 September 2019
"Dear Ask A Dog, what should I feed my dog to make him smarter?" - I'll take this one, Odie. - Cat food.
25 September 2019
BURP! ECHO POINT - BURP! - Excuse me. I didn't say that!
26 September 2019
27 September 2019
- YAWN - Sleepy, huh? No. That was my "You're boring" yawn.
28 September 2019
Hmmmm... Snack time. - Empty! - - - Aha! - -
29 September 2019
Jon is a fun guy. - Who's up for a sneezing contest?! - I hate fun people.
30 September 2019