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Garfield

tap - ** - *** - ** ** * - * * * * * - Never underestimate the power of a great playlist. **

1 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

I slept all day. - Let's see... - That's seven days in cat time.

2 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Wow...I can hear the ocean. - Good Wi-Fi on this beach!

3 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, what is your philosophy of life?" - Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. - "As you walk along the road of life, remember to stop and sniff everything."

4 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Ah, coach Jarrett. - I'll never forget what he told me... - "You have the upper-body strength of a 5-year-old". How motivating.

5 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Am I annoying you? No. - You sure? Yes. - Wow, I'm really off my game.

6 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Sometimes I wonder...is this all there is? - ...is there more? - Seriously, dude. I could go for seconds.

7 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

- Welcome once again to "Dog Horror Theater" - Tonights feature... "The Bath". - - snap! - Oh, come on... - It's not THAT scary!

8 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Garfield, you should get more exercise. - Some exercise. - Any exercise. Does telling you to shut your piehole count?

9 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

I can't find my keays. - Or my shoes. - Or my pants. SNAP! Aaand there goes your dignity.

10 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask a Dog..." - "Jingle, jingle, jingle" - "Signed, the car keys".

11 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Greetings cat. I have decided to become a serious person. - - How was that? Pretty good, huh?! You had me there for a moment.

12 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Let's bake cookies! - SHOVE - Nice idea!

13 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

- KALE MUFFINS - Care to talk about it? About the world coming to an end? No, thanks!

14 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

CAW! CAW! - ROAAARRR! Lion. - GRRRRRR! Tiger. - HOWWWWL! Wofl. - ARRRRRRRR! Bear. - SHRIEEEEEEEEEEK!!! And my favorite... - Hey! That's the video from the zoo! Jon with a lemur on his head. GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

15 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Oh, no! - The power grid is down! - There's a power grid?

16 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

I'm going to swat you, spider! - Whoa! - This magazine is heavier than I expected. Amateur.

17 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Okay, Odie, pick a card. - ...any card. - There's only one! How hard can it be?! ...says the human to the dog.

18 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - You're too fat. You're just jealous of my new freight elevator.

19 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Hey, Arlene. - "Oh, Arlene, you look so beautiful" Uh...was I supposed to say that? - Oh, forget it! What's the line again?

20 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

It's time to lose weight and get into shape. - - Now it's too late.

21 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Garfield! - Look, Garfield! This calendar is filled with pictures of cats doing cute things! - Cute like this? - Or this? gweek gweek - Anything along these lines? FRRT FRRT FRRT FRRT - If not, those aren't real cats. - Never mind. They're

22 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Oh, sure... - This may not look hard... - But you try cramming this much nothing into a day.

23 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

- - Do you think I spend too much time staring at my phone? Considering that it's not on, yes.

24 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

"Dear Ask A Dog, what should I feed my dog to make him smarter?" - I'll take this one, Odie. - Cat food.

25 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

BURP! ECHO POINT - BURP! - Excuse me. I didn't say that!

26 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

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27 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

- YAWN - Sleepy, huh? No. That was my "You're boring" yawn.

28 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Hmmmm... Snack time. - Empty! - - - Aha! - -

29 September 2019
 


 
Garfield

Jon is a fun guy. - Who's up for a sneezing contest?! - I hate fun people.

30 September 2019
 




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